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#MyPreWorkOutRoutine watching Game of Thrones
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#InKindergartenILearned not to follow the man with the candy and puppy! �
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Please stop posting inspirational crap. If I wanted to be inspired, I'd drop acid.
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#InKindergartenILearned that it's way cooler to pull your pants down all the way when using the urinal.
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My idea of the perfect date:you take me to an open field and unleash an enormous amount of pugs for me to play with. And then you can leave.
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#LiveTweetsAboardTheTitanic The ship is going down. I just want you to know I never loved you, Susan.
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#LiveTweetsAboardTheTitanic I had this crazy dream about a french lady singing and hitting herself in the chest. Omg what was that bang?
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You're not dreaming ITS TRUE! Be sure to follow @ericschwartz && @lolflix to get ticket info! https://t.co/HvGBvJaCLd
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Ben Carson says it's not hyperbole to say gun control could lead to a "holocaust" in USA. What does he call 30K gun deaths/year we have now?
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'@Underchilde @Perry_Oasis that's my motto!'
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I've lost my phone but my gf doesn't believe me so #NowImInHotWater
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Climate change is coming.. #NowImInHotWater
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