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#BeneathMySuitOfArmor I'm not budging until the Pandorica opens, because I'm a Roman-tic. @bbcdoctorwho https://t.co/h1vlldDTIw
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#InParallelUniverse Beyonce lawyer really deleted all her photos from the internet
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#InParallelUniverse people really can grow up their penises up to 3km
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#InParallelUniverse people live in a Star Wars universe
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#InParallelUniverse people use candies as money
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#InParallelUniverse Dj Khaled lives in section 8 housing and gets food stamps.
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#SorryImEatingPizza with ketchup I had to try it & now I won't do it ever again because I didn't like it with ketchup
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I can't drop it like its hot, but I can awkwardly lower it until it requires mild medical attention.
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#IslamicTerrorism Syria issue highlighted at Munich Security Conference: ... relations with ... https://t.co/tND65KJoGL #Islam #UHF #TCOT
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hmm, I think I’ll have a small snack. *eats an apple, a pack of cookies, a small couch, the whole living room, a Saudi Arabian family of 4*
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Put butter on it. -Motivational tweet.
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I'm in a good mood today. Try not to fuck it up.
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Inspirational Twitter women fart butterflies.
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#TypicalMeIn5Words wants all the dick pics #NotReally #OhMyGodWhatHaveIDone #HeyBigGuy #WinkWink #YouCallThatADickPic #ItsAPeanut #MeLikey
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#ItsTimeToPanicWhen the kidnappers decide to release your wife even though you didn't pay the ransom.
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#ItsTimeToPanicWhen You realise that the World will run out of chocolate soon!!! https://t.co/ZUmAFwXaL5
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#FoundItOddThat American evangelicals, even if they're not Catholic, turned on the most Christlike pope of my lifetime in favor of Trump.
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Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid or Throw Mama From the Train @Beehive_Game #2TitleMovieSentences
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