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@andydrewdaniels   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#ToAvoidWorkI claim I have anal glaucoma. I can't see my azz coming into work today. https://t.co/mDh8KrIbJy
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@andydrewdaniels   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#ToAvoidWorkI Hire people train them give them tools materials pay them well and give them benefits So why am I so tired?
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@andydrewdaniels   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#ToAvoidWorkI Leave the Midol Bottle and a Big bag of M&Ms on my desk
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@andydrewdaniels   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#ToAvoidWorkI could NOT answer the phone when they call.
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@andydrewdaniels   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#ToAvoidWorkI invent a lot of reasons
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@andydrewdaniels   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#ToAvoidWorkI take hour long visits to the restroom. Company WiFi, company time, my paradise-
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@andydrewdaniels   ·  5 Sep 2016
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@andydrewdaniels   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#ToAvoidWorkI Once hid in a patio furniture box.
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@andydrewdaniels   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#ToAvoidWorkI tell them this is a job for Superman!....go call him https://t.co/IX1ee1eUkx
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@andydrewdaniels   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#ToAvoidWorkI tell them I'm not the employee they are looking for https://t.co/CJtpz0PAgu
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@andydrewdaniels   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#ToAvoidWorkI will scab everyone else's job because working gives me freedom
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@andydrewdaniels   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#IsQuiteAChallenge, A Day Without Twitter And Hashtag Games. @hashtopix
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@andydrewdaniels   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#ToAvoidWorkI eat children
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@andydrewdaniels   ·  5 Sep 2016
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Trying to profit from my laziness #IsQuiteAChallenge
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@andydrewdaniels   ·  5 Sep 2016
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Songbird isn't an Eva Cassidy song bro
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@andydrewdaniels   ·  5 Sep 2016
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'@HashTopiX That's why I'm making veggie pizza for my nephews today.'
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@andydrewdaniels   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#ToAvoidWorkI talk to the customers... https://t.co/2mphMJUYh0
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@andydrewdaniels   ·  5 Sep 2016
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@andydrewdaniels   ·  5 Sep 2016
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Avoiding work is too much work so #ToAvoidWorkI just do my job! @WorldOfHashtags
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@andydrewdaniels   ·  5 Sep 2016
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A selfie #IsQuiteAChallenge for some, not for all. https://t.co/UxAfk7Fbq8
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@andydrewdaniels   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#ToAvoidWorkI schedule a meeting. Lots & lots of meetings. https://t.co/xUxdpp9PtC
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@andydrewdaniels   ·  5 Sep 2016
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Dancing with two left feet #IsQuiteAChallenge #DWTS https://t.co/lmm2BDbj3t
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@andydrewdaniels   ·  7 Sep 2016
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#IfICouldntLie I'd have to go back to using statistics https://t.co/XDwiZNlxlP
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@andydrewdaniels   ·  7 Sep 2016
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#IfICouldntLie I would have to agree to hang out with friends when all I want is to stay on my couch forever https://t.co/yEYtLi875u
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@andydrewdaniels   ·  7 Sep 2016
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#IfICouldntLie I would have to actually read all the terms and conditions before actually updating iTunes https://t.co/jCou6ppKOi
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@andydrewdaniels   ·  7 Sep 2016
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#IfICouldntLie Tombstones would be less flattering https://t.co/IfyD5IxbIS
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@andydrewdaniels   ·  7 Sep 2016
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#IfICouldntLie I wouldn't be as popular on Tinder as I am now
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@andydrewdaniels   ·  7 Sep 2016
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#IfICouldntLie whatchumean lie?? I never lie � https://t.co/B56kVx4eJ2
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@andydrewdaniels   ·  7 Sep 2016
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#IfICouldntLie that will be like a good movie
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@andydrewdaniels   ·  7 Sep 2016
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#IfICouldntLie I could not become a journalist https://t.co/qFkNOrtgLI
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