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how to be smart but not boring?
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The really frightening thing about middle-age is the knowledge that you’ll grow out of it. – Doris Day
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Checking into a 5 star suite with some 5 star freaks getting high all week
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If we have peace of mind, we’ll always feel happy. Deceiving ourselves that money is the source of happiness, we won’t.
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If God had really intended men to fly, he'd make it easier to get to the airport.
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parents: why don't you come socialize with the family? me:*sits with family* me:*gets insulted by entire family* me:*goes back to bedroom*
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I hate Mondays, and Tuesdays and everything �
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so many pretty kids https://t.co/M76nLvPgGX
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You might think I'm crazy, that I'm lost and foolish leaving you behind. Maybe you're right
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wooooohooooooo https://t.co/Wtahzs0zGc
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they're taking a shower!1!! http://t.co/M7k8Mv6u3j
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https://t.co/6TzlwMpyah good advice for men!
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this big cat squeaks so funny https://t.co/jklYHb4Sbl
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As soon as you trust yourself, you will know how to live.
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If I didn't care about you, I wouldn't get mad at the things you do.
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And Oh, you got so much going for you going right. But I know at 17 it's hard to see past Friday nights. #BradPaisley
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I miss Britney and her music http://t.co/dHNaI4rPna
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Stick and stones, they never break me and I'm the type that don't give a fuck.
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If more of us valued food and cheer above hoarded gold, it would be a much merrier world. – J.R.R. Tolkien
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Learn to wait for the perfect time, so that you may discover that all the pain found in waiting has a magnificent and awesome purpose.
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https://t.co/5wBR2jFSJB favorite part of anaconda
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this is sooo cute ^__^ https://t.co/YBO5ND8pgn
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Not everyone is beautiful. To say that so is to take away meaning from the word "beauty." (E.g. ME)
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Young heartbreakers!! https://t.co/2NMkNBM3mu
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Tonite I won’t be alone, but you know that don’t mean I’m not lonely
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The business and method of mysticism is love. -Evelyn Underhill
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https://t.co/fVCdM6oEhY hate flies!! ���
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To this day I still taste that first kiss, oh how I prayed it wouldn't end. #kennychesney
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