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[Rapper's Anonymous] *Eminem stands up Hi! My name is... (what?) My name is... (who?) My name is... Slim Shady Vanilla: HEY! No last names.
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*Looks left* *Looks right* *Crosses road* *Gets run over by chicken*
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#MCM � @nta71 @viewfrommyoffic @thecoolnoodle @commisurbator @aidno @Vapo_Rob @batshake1 @BadRonen https://t.co/4cXD82KYIb
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Man With Dwarfism Wears A Hidden Camera To Reveal Just How Cruel The Public Can Be https://t.co/IGDVseeR4C https://t.co/VMoRGmJW1D
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"So what do you do for a living?" Whoa lol slow down
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#IfIWereACop I would be an average drunken Irish cop
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#IfIWereACop I would drink a coffee just cuz I can't drink beer while on duty https://t.co/NxSi2xB2OU
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#IfIWereACop I would practice saying 'ello, 'ello, 'ello in the mirror every morning
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#IfIWereACop i would have Triple H's music playing on my walk up to my pulled over car
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#IfIWereACop I would be a bad cop. I can unveil your deepest fears, you will be crying like a little girl
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#IfIWereACop I would ask to write "Protect and serve" on all of my Starbucks cups
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#IfIWereACop I would be fired in the end of month after not making enough arrests... #quota
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#IfIWereACop I would make all the attention whores take selfies right after they wake up to remind them about how ugly they really are
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#IfIWereACop I would make a fake bomb and than become a national hero after defusing it in the city center, lol
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#IfIWereACop I'd be very pragmatic so everyone would point at me and say 'it's a fair cop'
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