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I will try skydiving and bungee jumping #MyDoomsdayPlans
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I want to go line dancing on Friday #MyDoomsdayPlans
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Sittin at the lake fishin with a lip in and a beer. #MyDoomsdayPlans
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To burn my house #MyDoomsdayPlans
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Apocalypse party at HyVee from 10-6! Come party it up and admire my helpful smile in every aisle #MyDoomsdayPlans
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#MyDoomsdayPlans Get drunk with my cat… Yes, I'm going to have an ordinary evening
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Suicide #MyDoomsdayPlans
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#DumbGenieWishes I think it'd be so fun to attend a masquerade ball one day
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I want to become the president of Twitter #ReasonIAmNotPresident
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I'm not old enough #ReasonIAmNotPresident
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#ReasonIAmNotPresident My surname isn't Bush or Clinton
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I use curse words as punctuation. My Presidential speeches would be so bleeped they would be inaudible. #reasoniamnotpresident
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#ReasonIAmNotPresident I'm really bad at counting someone else's money
#MyDeathWillLikelyInvolve golf accident
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#AllWentWrongWhen I decided my #gps didn't know what she was talking about and decided to do my own thing-2 hours later.......
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#AllWentWrongWhen my wife asked "soooo, what do you think?" while I was watching #nflcountdown
#AllWentWrongWhen I tried your cooking
#AllWentWrongWhen they find out Clinton foundation was a fraught
#AllWentWrongWhen my friend realized I'm gay
#AllWentWrongWhen I heard lemonade by Gucci Mane
#AllWentWrongWhen I forgot the tickets to concert of my favorite band
#AllWentWrongWhen officer accidently thought I was holding a real gun
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#AllWentWrongWhen the wifi went out.
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I like eating before #MyPreWorkOutRoutine
#MyJawDroppedWhen I realized Trump is the most popular candidate
#IGotNobelPrizeFor looking good in a suit
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