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#ImStillLookingFor someone who can sing & re-enact "A Whole New World" from Aladdin with me
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Feed me, fuck me, forget me. I'm easy.
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I just want to be able to flip forward a few chapters so I know it's going to be okay again.
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I think, therefore, I'm fucked...
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A toast. To all of us. Helping each other survive in this insane world with a little bit of humor and raunch. Salute
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#ImProtestingBecause there are no sasquatch emojis on my phone....or anywhere! @CliffBarackman
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This wine tastes like bad decisions with a slight hint of oak and vanilla.
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My wife is a social butterfly. Me ? I'm in the cocoon stage... waiting for my metamorphosis. Just a hunch, but it may never come.
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'@hairoftrump I love your freaking Handel I can't remember when I laughed so hard'
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Sleep? Oh, you mean that thing that happens once I overload my brain with thousands of horrible scenarios.
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Hopes and dreams, but they're all about donuts.
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My kale and broccoli smoothies make all the boys vomit in the yard.
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'@squizzy36 @_babyblue13 she cleared out her bank acct too. Maybe she'll bring me back something nice �'
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#ImProtestingBecause Im Against picketing but don't know how to show it
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#ImStillLookingFor this L for meek mill, I know I put it somewhere....
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No I don't like French kissing. Ab tongue mat karo mujhe!
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If I'm eating bacon and you ask me "Is that bacon?" We can't be friends.
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