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#ThingsNotToDoAtTheZoo yell at the lion "Why did you kill Mufasa, you, dickhead!!!"
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Our special hashtag game starts in 20 minutes! Don't miss it! It's gonna be really fun! ���
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Shit in the monkey cage. The zookeepers know the difference. #ThingsNotToDoAtTheZoo
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#WhenIWasYoung scary movies used to be scary and really corny. Now, they're just gross... https://t.co/RHswEkQa5w
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#WhenIWasYoung Women & Girls had the legal right of diginity to being FREE of male gaze in Women's Locker Rooms & Rape Shelters. #PeakTrans
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#WhenIWasYoung Cartoon network and Nickelodeon were my jam! Every morning before school and Saturdays wooo it went down.
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#WhenIWasYoung Your parents were your Uber and they didn't give a shot about your review
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#IfASnakeBitesYou it's probably no big deal. Unless you live in Australia. Of the 25 most venomous snake species in the world, 20 are there.
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#IfASnakeBitesYou in the middle of a Hashtag game, your next tweet gets 100 Likes automatically!!!
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#IfASnakeBitesYou its time to reevaluate your career as a snake charmer, they clearly don't find you charming, probably cause you're ugly
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Who doesn't still have an AOL e-mail? https://t.co/5aMrDR8OrW
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#IfASnakeBitesYou call him/her out in your bio. What are they gonna do about it? @SotallyToberHTs @mseric @ANGRYref https://t.co/5NTOzePtdR
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#IfASnakeBitesYou, it's your own fault for not handling it properly.
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I call phones screens now because I suck
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Two of the world's best female fighters @MieshaTate and @HollyHolm. See #FightValley on July 22! https://t.co/qu5PPy8cYv
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Find out how #Snapchat is sweeting the deal for publishers. https://t.co/whkV4EfQTk https://t.co/mLpoU62mqx
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Even Google employees don't use Google+ and Google Hangout.
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High tech red neck. https://t.co/7gRRYMCj3u
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There'll be no World Peace No matter what we say Forgo hope Don't emptily pray Madness's cull us Every day Ibex running The Gaian way � #vss
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As river teeth On an ibex snap & its dragged down In jaws that trap & water foams & life saps I wonder Does it wonder Why'd I run like that?
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#OMGOnlyInTheSouth can you circumcise a redneck by hitting his cousin in her mouth....
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