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They are like a dark cave of mysterious wonders. #AFunFactAboutVaginas
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#InKindergartenILearned that i wasn't going to be good at any kind of sport what so ever
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My idea of the perfect date:you take me to an open field and unleash an enormous amount of pugs for me to play with. And then you can leave.
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#LiveTweetsAboardTheTitanic A guy just cut in front of me to get in a lifeboat #Rude
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#IHaveToRemindMyself I'm fabulous!
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In Oprah's ear when she's napping by the pool. (She gets mad.) #BadPlacesToPutAPenis
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My fantasy football team is so bad, I tied my opponent this week. His name is BYE.
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'@ShutUpAmanda my penis just hired a lawyer to sue you for emotional damages after posting that'
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I asked 100 women "What shampoo do you use whilst showering?" 98% of them asked me to get out of the shower.
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Oh fun. Another ridiculous trend. **takes the name Felicia off baby girl name list**
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'The pieces all fit together. Yet everything was falling apart'
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#ItTurnedAwkwardWhen I was born
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#ItTurnedAwkwardWhen mom decided to tell me about birds and the bees
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