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#ArmyWomenProblems My big earrings keep getting tangled up in the obstacle course...
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I take it this means you're over the clap. #WrongThingsToSayAtAWedding
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#WrongThingsToSayAtAWedding Where's the fondue fountain? My wedding had a fondue fountain...
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This better have an open bar #WrongThingsToSayAtAWedding
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Gold Digger! #WrongThingsToSayAtAWedding
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Now you may drink each other's blood.. #WrongThingsToSayAtAWedding
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Wow, this one is only half his age. #WrongThingsToSayAtAWedding
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#WrongThingsToSayAtAWedding why is she wearing white? She lost her virginity when she was like 14 and to her cousin
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#WrongThingsToSayAtAWedding Now, this is just me talking, but you might have done better becoming married before becoming parents...
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Do you need me to take video of your first night as husband and wife? #WrongThingsToSayAtAWedding
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#WrongThingsToSayAtAWedding The bride sucked 36 dicks! What? I'M 37???
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I WANT A DIVORCE!!! #WrongThingsToSayAtAWedding
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NEW EP - A strip club, a charity case, and getting saved on Twitter. https://t.co/ecThGAGdmV #PodernFamily
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I believe you won't #UnblockMyTwitter, because any huge pussy wouldn't
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Tomorrow We Have @KeshaTedder @realJKCallaway PLUS @Chewbacca_Sound & @elm3c! Download the @HashtagRoundup App Too! https://t.co/2W6XssbAMx
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#UniteBlue as #TrueBlue -- HRC is Republican Lite #FeelTheBern #BernieOrBust #SeeYouInPhilly #NeverHillary https://t.co/U71Quy1ULY
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#WrongThingsToSayAtAWedding No flowers pls. The brides family has requested donations be made to the Womens Shelter. https://t.co/wgrVHL0gmw
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it's high time! https://t.co/SgiTaGc4qy
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The bride looked great in her underwear last night #WrongThingsToSayAtAWedding
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I realize the hand of God is the only thing that could have made my life so successful, despite how cliche it sounds. #WhenILookBackOnItNow
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"I would've made a much better flower girl" #WrongThingsToSayAtAWedding
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#IdLikeToBelieve Roast Trump Steak tastes like chicken, but it's probably closer to pig Trump:The other orange meat https://t.co/zGdBDdDQ9Y
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#UnblockMyTwitter if you have trouble sleeping! It'll sort you right out, good'n'proper! � https://t.co/I5KhBJNjrG
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#INeedALawyerBecause I want my neighbours to keep their dog off my grass
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