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#IfMyFriendsSawMeNow now being early saturday morning, right out the bed - they would not compliment my hairstyle
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I'm half a tangerine at once years old.
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#WhatIWouldTellA15YearOldMe trust no one, no matter how well you think you may know them
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#IfMyFriendsSawMeNow they'd say, "Close the bathroom door! How many times do we have to ask?"
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#IfMyFriendsSawMeNow I'd put on an accent and pretend to be my long lost San Escobarian twin brother ��
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one last thing, those eyebrows are not cute. but you already know that, you were just trying to fit in… https://t.co/Xate9NrC6R
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#IfMyFriendsSawMeNow Which could happen, because I totally have friends. They are from Canada and you probably wouldn't know them.
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#IfMyFriendsSawMeNow it would mean they travelled quite a distance to see me... but they should have called first. �
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#IfMyFriendsSawMeNow they'd ask me why I'm never on Facebook anymore and then I'd laugh hysterically and tell them to get out
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They would tell me that I look exactly the same. They'd also tell me that my clothes have become vintage. #IfMyFriendsSawMeNow
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#IfMyFriendsSawMeNow they would ask why I have clothes on while everybody else here is naked here
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#IfMyFriendsSawMeNow I'd downplay my success so they wouldn't get jealous @RoesRage @HashtagRoundup @VeldLot @geoffreyclark33 @tlcprincess
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#IfMyFriendsSawMeNow on Twitter... I'd have a hell of a lot less friends.
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I ate my way out of my backbrace. :(
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#IfMyFriendsSawMeNow I'd be pissed. I put alot of work into avoiding them.
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#IfMyFriendsSawMeNow they'd say,'let me watch your children, you need a shower'
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#IfMyFriendsSawMeNow they'd be a little frightened..I haven't had coffee yet
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#IfMyFriendsSawMeNow they would probably ask when I became such an animal lover. For the record, it was after I met my wife. https://t.co/JkX0zIlOzy
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Open a bottle of wine #OtherThingsToDoIn6Seconds
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Steal 1/10th of the cars Nicolas Cage did. #OtherThingsToDoIn6Seconds
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Erase like four tweets #OtherThingsToDoIn6Seconds
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TOP F.L.O.P.s this week are @WhoBrannigan, @KeshaTedder, @Vnorman007, @_fudgetosser_ & @craigflynn1 https://t.co/0rkrK8R9vd
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