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#NanaWouldTellMe stories of life during the Great Depression and how she used to walk everywhere so she could spend her bus fare on candy.
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#NanaWouldTellMe children that don't write thank you notes end up in prison
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using hashtag symbol in my tweets #ThingsITryToForgetButCant
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#ThingsITryToForgetButCant All the ISIS terrorists are Muslims but not all the muslims are ISIS terrorists
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#ThingsITryToForgetButCant Heartless cops arrest people right while haircut
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Obama is still our president #ThingsITryToForgetButCant
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#UnitedStatesIn3Words ruined and corrupted
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#UnitedStatesIn3Words fabulous pizza everywhere
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#NewMeaningsForEmojis � I am currently having a manic depression episode :-(
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#NewMeaningsForEmojis. �. I love you but sometimes I want to shoot you with an arrow
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#NewMeaningsForEmojis � I've been on the toilet for an hour now mom. It's not coming.
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#NewMeaningsForEmojis � Your ancestors disapprove of your tweets and you bring shame upon your family.
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#IMightNeedALawyerBecause apparently streaking through the nursing home yelling caused some heart attacks.
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#IMightNeedALawyerBecause my current attorney is a little tied up at the moment... http://t.co/3L8LwBBkkP
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#IMightNeedALawyerBecause I have an excess of cash, and hiring a lawyer is faster than burning it!
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#IMightNeedALawyerBecause I phoned for an ambulance to take me home from a nightclub cos I was too mean to pay for a taxi
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#IMightNeedALawyerBecause I kissed a girl (and I liked it), but apparently kissing sleeping girls on the bus you don't know is frowned upon
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#IMightNeedALawyerBecause apparently you can't just get into bed with your crush http://t.co/rM1AD3Ajxf
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