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Baseballs vs Chainsaws https://t.co/OULKrgdyLx #sport #sports #MomIn5Words #football #soccer #kids #homerun #viralsach #vir…
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#WhenITimeTravel I wait for Al and Ziggy to tell me what to do.
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United Airlines security still beats the hell out of me... #WhenITimeTravel
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#WhenITimeTravel I go forward in time where they have free liver transplants https://t.co/F9GRNkFikz
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#WhenITimeTravel I carry the American Express card, but it is useless where I go.
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#WhenITimeTravel I like to skip the important parts of my day and go straight to the naps.
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#WhenITimeTravel I fly kites with Benjamin Franklin
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#WhenITimeTravel I pronounce it "one-point-two-one-gigawatts", not "one-point-twenty-one-jiggawatts"
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#WhenITimeTravel I let Hitler into art school.
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#WhenITimeTravel I will throat punch the inventor of the bra.
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The Good, the Badly Burned, and the Ugly #SummerAMovie @midnight
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"Tankini Girl
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Scott Pilgrim Vs The Sun #SummerAMovie @midnight
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'@midnight #SummerAMovie "Shaving Private Ryan"'
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It's So Hot, I Just Fried Green Tomatoes On The Sidewalk! #SummerAMovie
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Indiana Jones and the Last Day of Vacation #SummerAMovie
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Thong of the South"
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"School's Out Of Africa...
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House of Brazilian Wax @midnight #SummerAMovie
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"Don't Tell Mom The Air Conditioner's Dead
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Jurassic Water Park #SummerAMovie @midnight
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#SummerAMovie @midnight Up in the Air Conditioning
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Working (Chinese) Girl
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Not taking pictures with money up to your ear. #RichMovies
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E.t. The extra trillionare #RichMovies @midnight
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"Mr. Smith goes to Washington to Bribe a Senator
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'@midnight #RichMovies Get Rich or Buy Tryin''
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'@midnight #RichMovies Seven Brides for Seven Koch Brothers.'
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