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10 mins until our game goes live. Grab your newspaper, coffee and blanket. Get ready to play our topical game. DL @HashtagRoundup https://t.co/IJj4yp2fNY
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Tell the children we've changed religion and no longer celebrate Christmas. Thanks to @Conservatives #ToDoListBeforeChristmas
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#ToDoListBeforeChristmas I don't 'do' Christmas, but if you're hoping for a gift from me, This is it. Nothing else is coming in the post
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#ToDoListBeforeChristmas. Find an Xmas party to gatecrash, my company aren't having one. #BahHumbug
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#ToDoListBeforeChristmas ✔ BlackFriday shopping ....the other stuff ❌
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Look forward to buying @CadburyUK creme eggs on Christmas eve #ToDoListBeforeChristmas
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#ToDoListBeforeChristmas 1) Plug lights in and see which ones aren't working. 2) Try to find bad bulb 3) Give up and buy new lights
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#ToDoListBeforeChristmas Plan budget Blow cash on vodka &strange items u don't need or use Realize you're broke Buy cheapies for everyone
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Samsung Galaxy 7 携帯電話は、安全性を証明するための非常に厳しい試験のために中国の製造業者に経験を積んでいる。https://t.co/FWqDdSg35o
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'@GoGetChaLife no, I'm out. I forgot to get it yesterday, have to go to the store and get some.'
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With each scene I see, the more I grow even more convinced that DC TV shows are lightyears ahead of the movie. #DCWeek
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#ProbableTrumpsTweets At the advice of Cyber-Czar Milo Yiannopoulos, I have decided to support net neutrality for men only. La…
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#ProbableTrumpsTweets orange is the new black. Orange lives matter. More than black lives. More than all lines. We all know it.
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Go ahead, chase me out of office. Enjoy your Mike Pence."
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My chins are between my daughter and me. Equal time. China should apologize! #ProbableTrumpsTweets
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#ProbableTrumpsTweets Our generals are a bunch of losers. We need strong military leaders. Like Darth Vader. True visionary.
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"I changed the Oval Office. I don't like Oval. It was easy, just construction. I'm the best at construction. The best.
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Ready the Storm Troopers #ProbableTrumpsTweets
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I hope gold prices go up so I can make money selling the Gold Codes I just got. #ProbableTrumpsTweets
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Whether they're black, white, or hate-spewing white I love my fans! #ProbableTrumpsTweets
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I have agreed to not respond about responding to potential non conflicts of interest for my non-North American stuff #ProbableTrumpsTweets
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#ProbableTrumpsTweets I've Got the best profile ever. You only wish you were Hot like me. https://t.co/rkrL2EdyMR
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#ProbableTrumpsTweets I think saying Trump is a dick should be illegal, Must be punished in some way, like life in prison or torture
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Listen guys, I'm never gonna get my daughter in the sack if you keep takin pictures of all my chins! Smarten up! #ProbableTrumpsTweets
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#ProbableTrumpsTweets Just had a burrito. Amazing how this little things do way more useful job than the illegals that sell them
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