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A long, romantic walk to the fridge to grab a beer #ThingsYouCantIgnore
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Proof that a man created me. For once I'd love to wear a pair of #prada loafers. #MusingsFromBarbiesDiary https://t.co/4RcGfjvyKf
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Remembering my "awkward years" keeps me humble. I still want to burn my middle school yearbook, though. #MusingsFromBarbiesDiary https://t.co/KOhnAg9zfw
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#ThingsYouCantIgnore unfortunately the flashing light in your rear view mirror
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#ThingsYouCantIgnore Somebody, in you presence at a public place, is showing a little buttcrack.
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#ThingsYouCantIgnore when you are reading in your room but your neighbour has having hardcore sex
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The sneaking suspicion that annoying orange secretly won the election #ThingsYouCantIgnore https://t.co/tGYfURe5xF
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#ThingsYouCantIgnore Terry Crews utter creepiness. Im certain he molest children and small pets https://t.co/DuoIGIM2rr
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#ThingsYouCantIgnore https://t.co/7hPNifoGGB Moderate republican/independent Repblicans can say they did not vote 4 a Dem #BloombergSanders
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#ThingsYouCantIgnore the "bing" sound in ur car when ur safety belt aint on...
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#ThingsYouCantIgnore that little eye floater you can never actually focus on... https://t.co/C7nXl0z0Qp
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I refuse to answer on the grounds I may incriminate myself. #ThingsYouCantIgnore
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#ThingsYouCantIgnore How ur invading my personal space in the checkout line, can I finish my transaction before u step on me
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