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@danageezus   ·  29 Mar 2017
Masturbation cause blindness #LiesMyMomWouldTell
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@danageezus   ·  29 Mar 2017
Masturbation cause blindness #LiesMyMomWouldTell https://t.co/WgmCv5DlLs
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@danageezus   ·  2 Apr 2017
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@danageezus   ·  2 Apr 2017
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#OddReasonsToCelebrate The kid that beat me up in elementary school 35 years ago bagged my groceries and loaded my car, I tipped him $20
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@danageezus   ·  2 Apr 2017
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@danageezus   ·  2 Apr 2017
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#OddReasonsToCelebrate One day closer to the Grave !! https://t.co/xfnp5Afbru
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@danageezus   ·  3 Apr 2017
#MyBestEverDecision was buying a blanket with sleeves
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@danageezus   ·  5 Apr 2017
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@danageezus   ·  6 Apr 2017
#ItsNotEasyBeing a perfect woman But I'm fine
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@danageezus   ·  6 Apr 2017
#MyFirstWordsHadToBe "I'll have a glass of Tempranillo with that medium rare steak"
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@danageezus   ·  6 Apr 2017
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@danageezus   ·  6 Apr 2017
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#ThingsIWontApologizeFor being an asshole Yeah! Get it!
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@danageezus   ·  6 Apr 2017
#MyFirstWordsHadToBe new phone who dis
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@danageezus   ·  7 Apr 2017
#QuietDownAFilm Honey, I muted the kids
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@danageezus   ·  7 Apr 2017
#QuietDownAFilm Dead Bridget Jones
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@danageezus   ·  9 Apr 2017
#CulinaryCardinalSins cooking everything a bit greasier than it's supposed to be https://t.co/hCXFVTcklt
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@danageezus   ·  9 Apr 2017
#MyFinePrintSays stay back when she's hungry
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@danageezus   ·  10 Apr 2017
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@danageezus   ·  10 Apr 2017
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@danageezus   ·  10 Apr 2017
#DescribeYourselfInThreeWords selfproclaimed twitter queen
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@danageezus   ·  10 Apr 2017
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@danageezus   ·  10 Apr 2017
#SometimesILieAwake and think: will you wake me up before you go-go? https://t.co/61PdApjGkF
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@danageezus   ·  11 Apr 2017
#MyNextCarWill be self-driving I need both hands to hold my glass https://t.co/hZ5PE2F3ur
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@danageezus   ·  11 Apr 2017
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos First rule of @united is: You do not talk about @united
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@danageezus   ·  11 Apr 2017
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@danageezus   ·  11 Apr 2017
#IveHadItUpToHereWith your opinion
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@danageezus   ·  11 Apr 2017
#IveHadItUpToHereWith people who bring up politics in every conversation
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@danageezus   ·  12 Apr 2017
#OffendEveryoneIn4Words your baby isn't cute
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@danageezus   ·  12 Apr 2017
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@danageezus   ·  12 Apr 2017
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#offendeveryonein4words you gonna eat that
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