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#ThingsJesusNeverSaid socialism is a good thing
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#ThingsJesusNeverSaid don't mix wine
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#ThingsJesusNeverSaid Easter is about chocolate
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#HowIShowAppreciation I share wine
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#HowIShowAppreciation I give people cookies
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#HowIShowAppreciation I show appreciation with a kiss. I really, really appreciate this tree. https://t.co/QTtpIGVfyw
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#TitleOfMySadSong my dog doesn't love me anymore
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#TitleOfMySadSong I'm out of wine
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#TitleOfMySadSong pizza with pineapples
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#MyJawDroppingConfession I'm in love with wine.. are you surprised?
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#MyJawDroppingConfession I've never watched Game Of Thrones
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I do Dirty Deeds And they're done dirt cheap! just dial 3624368... #MyJawDroppingConfession
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awesome https://t.co/KgHOTQANuU
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'@DanaGeezus U r not alone... I haven't watched #HarryPotter either ;-)'
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#MyExKeptMy virginity
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#MyExKeptMy Limited Edition Taser from the Original Star Trek. I can't blame him.
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#MyExKeptMy twitter account Oh..
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#MyExKeptMy frozen ovum
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#MyWorstNightmareIs wine has never been invented
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#MyWorstNightmareIs David Bowie is dead We live in my wort nightmare?
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#MyWorstNightmareIs having no dogs
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My Big Fat Cousin Wedding #WalmartRomComs
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