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#ThereIsNoSexyWayTo wear flip-flops not on the beach
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#ThereIsNoSexyWayTo have socks on, but no trousers (guys)
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#ThereIsNoSexyWayTo join ISIS
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#ThereIsNoSexyWayTo wear a "Sex instructor, first lesson free" T-shirt
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Perfect remake https://t.co/2TfbOomFzu
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So, tell me have you ever really really-really ever loved an omelette? #BreakfastPopSongs
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'@TakeUToHell there's something strange in the neighbourhood'
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Cheerios healing #BreakfastPopSongs
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If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my eggs � #BreakfastPopSongs
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Be careful! I've just changed the sheets (true story, I'm really attached to my bed-linen) � #ThingsYouShouldntSayInBed
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'@Will3K85 no, that comedy shouldn't be funny'
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Roses are #FF0000 , violets are #0000FF, text me back, wanna go out with you (not really) #BadGeekPickUpLines
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Wicked Game of Thrones #MusicATvShow
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'@Rose_Ladie ristretto, ristretto, ristretto'
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'@munchma_Johnson Kim and Kanye?'
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Fast & Furious learning just before the exam #CollegeMovies @midnight
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College of Rock #CollegeMovies @midnight
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50 first attempts of GMAT #CollegeMovies @midnight
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Two and a Half Freshmen #CollegeMovies @midnight
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Retweet
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Eat. Pray (for the results). Sleep. #CollegeMovies @midnight
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50 Shades of Loan #CollegeMovies @midnight
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The Hunger Games: Ramen #CollegeMovies @midnight
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Hungry with a Chance of Meatballs #CollegeMovies @midnight
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#5WordMoneyProblems no time to spend money �
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'@midnight but wifes usually take all the money from their husbands as a compensation'
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#5WordMoneyProblems buy shoes or pay taxes?
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#BadWaysToGoGreen take money from fat cats to fight them
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