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#MyDoomsdayPlans Get drunk with my cat… Yes, I'm going to have an ordinary evening
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To sing a #MichaelJackson song together w/the whole world #MyDoomsdayPlans
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fried pigeon #DumbGenieWishes
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#DumbGenieWishes Make an additional leg. That would be lots of fun
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Kinda kills the funny when in-office pranks become a matter of National Security. #reasoniamnotpresident
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#ReasonIAmNotPresident Oh, I just got a bit late, I'll be the one in 202 for sure
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Not Latino enough for Latinos, too Latino for White people #ReasonIAmNotPresident @DanaGeezus
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I’m not drunk #OppositeDay
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I won’t watch #GameOfThrones the whole day #OppositeDay
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I like cooking #OppositeDay
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I don’t like pizza #OppositeDay
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Friends don't want to go walking #FallDepressionReasons
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#FallDepressionReasons everything around me is dying and I realise that some day will fade like these flowers
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#FallDepressionReasons netflix and chill, netflix and chill, netflix and chill = wasted summer
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I have to wait for #DeviousMaids till next summer #FallDepressionReasons
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#FallDepressionReasons spiders crawl from every corner, spiders make me feel like depressed
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#FallDepressionReasons my shoes are ruined within days
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#FallDepressionReasons will always remain in my heart
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I'm in love with no one #FallDepressionReasons
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Ice cream is cold #FallDepressionReasons
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