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3rd base with me is having brunch with my parents
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Spend the whole day on your phone playing the hashtag game. #HowToLoseYourJob
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#HowToLoseYourJob quit because company owner is so bad owner's brother is willing to pay costs if you beat him up
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Leave your underwear (with your name tag) in your boss' pocket #HowToLoseYourJob
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#HowToLoseYourJob 1. Manage a box manufacturing facility 2. Think outside the box.
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#howtoloseyourjob ask your boss, 'did your wife like the sex I sent her?'
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#HowToLoseYourJob Tell your boss to sit on it and hand 'en a thumbtack
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Have a presentation on awareness and prevention of white genocide #HowToLoseYourJob
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#HowToLoseYourJob Keep the customers on hold while you play hash tag games
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#HowToLoseYourJob hmmm, bad boss making wrong decisions, and needs someone to blame it sounds familiar
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'@GiselleEvns #RejectedStatueOfLibertySigns You WILL pay taxes upon entry to freedom, if not, PEACE OUT'
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Turn around, unless you want to come work in my winery. Love and Minimum Wage, The Donald #RejectedStatueOfLibertySigns
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Due to the current political climate I'm wearing bronze underwear - with a bear trap closure. #RejectedStatueOfLibertySigns
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I'm holding this torch just in case Trump tries to grab my pussy #RejectedStatueofLibertySigns
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#RejectedStatueOfLibertySigns Currently under construction, an orange orangutan is lose on our laws
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