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#MyJawDroppedWhen I found out that Natalie Portman and Keira Knightley were different people
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#MyJawDroppedWhen I put a lime in a coconut
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#IGotNobelPrizeFor making random idioms. For God's snail!
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#IGotNobelPrizeFor my research into which small mammal makes the loudest bang when put in a microwave. http://t.co/iofvamxmYT
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Last Christmas I gave you my heart but the very next day I was dead so I didn't have any further concerns about what you were doing tbh.
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I pair nicely with alcohol and bad intentions.
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Tag Alert! It's @hashtagprophet hosted by @YahBoiSelfie! Play Along on the @HashtagRoundup App! https://t.co/ek3jODajrU
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'@ashmensch greg would also suck on his glasses strap and then swing it around over his head and get everyone wet with his saliva'
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#OnThe1stDayofChristmas my true love said to me...well I hope he will say something to me tbh....anything really would be good...
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#MyMondayStartsWith a long exaggerated sign as I drag my lazy ass out of bed
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#MyAmazonWishList gets free shipping as long as I pledge allegiance to our drone overlords
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#MyAmazonWishList - the ability to be punny. Seriously though, I suck at puns.
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#MyMondayStartsWith my fridge surrendering it's bountiful treasure of farm animal produce.
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This week, #MyMondayStartsWith my first-ever Huffington Post #blog. CHECK IT OUT! https://t.co/ikyGR6NnSZ I am PSYCHED! #aginggracefully
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#MyAmazonWishList More independent bookshops in small towns, like there used to be before Amazon.
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one coffee two coffee TEN COFFEE I CAN DO EVERYTHING WHERE IS MY CHAINSAW !!!!!! #MyMondayStartsWith
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#MyMondayStartsWith snapchatting a scary, no makeup selfie to torture others.
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#MyAmazonWishList Is similar to my closet...unorganized and filled with a bunch of crap I don't need.
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#MyAmazonWishList • Defined lower Abs • Hugh Hefners robe • Jennifer Aniston, Whip Cream & Cherries
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