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Odin’s beard. (Thor) #SuperheroPresidentialSlogans
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Don't worry � bee� happy � #EmojiAWeekend
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going to stay in and drink. #MyDoomsdayPlans
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I'd get heart attack #MyDoomsdayPlans
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Playing hockey, I'm Canadian #MyDoomsdayPlans
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I use curse words as punctuation. My Presidential speeches would be so bleeped they would be inaudible. #reasoniamnotpresident
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#UnbelievableNewsIn5Words stupid monkey is our president
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#WeirdThingsMyBossSaid google it
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#AllWentWrongWhen I saw a man die by the hands of terrorists, it haunts me to the day!
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#AllWentWrongWhen Obama was elected
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#AllWentWrongWhen I thought it's funny to fire everyone
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#AllWentWrongWhen my wife left me for another. It's a common tale but true
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U.S. animal agriculture #AllWentWrongWhen confining animals in tiny cages became standard practice. http://t.co/KMOYzcll9n
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Deer that feel the need to play tag with my car. #FallDepressionReasons
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I #PackedForATrip my girlfriend but she doesn’t know about it yet
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Good mood and smile! #PackedForATrip
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James Bond was shooting from both of his hands. Then he fired up #PackedForATrip
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I #PackedForATrip condoms, I never lose hope
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#MyPreWorkOutRoutine ordering pizza
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#PackedForATrip but my luggage was lost
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Trying to become an ISIS member #MyPreWorkOutRoutine
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