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#HowToLoseYourJob Leaving that porn tab open when you head to lunch.
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#HowToLoseYourJob Bring a pterodactyl to work.
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#HowToLoseYourJob -- Kick open doors in the office and scream, "This is Sparta!" https://t.co/IRF8Wu5Wbm
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#HowToLoseYourJob? Look at the technology revolution and do nothing about it
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#HowToLoseYourJob log on to the website and change the opening hours so you can have a lie in
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Remember when Hillary was the "corrupt" candidate?
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Anytime a customer asks for their change tell them that we could all use a little change, segue into singing All-Star #howtoloseyourjob
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#HowToLoseYourJob be brutally honest and make your boss cry
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Daily routine lately: 1. Wake up from alcohol-induced coma 2. Delete tweets 3. P90X 4. Check Trump's TL [smh] 5. Troll Trump 6. Worry
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#HowToLoseYourJob Take it to the mall and then turn your back for just a moment to look at these beautiful shoes.....
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After you get sued by one of your customers about selling faulty Acme supplies #HowToLoseYourJob https://t.co/HGwwRIt7Lm
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#HowToLoseYourJob Shout at every customer, "WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE MY MANAGER?!"
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#HowToLoseYourJob Show up to work in a rob and tell them you just aren't "feeling it" today
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#HowToLoseYourJob Show up naked and on drugs, not to work, to your boss' house.
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#HowToLoseYourJob Get drunk over the weekend and send him a fucked-up raging email...
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'@Emphoto21 @MustBeTheMeds am watching the show from last night, and so right on!! So cool!! Congrats you two! ������ https://t.co/yim1LinKf9'
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