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#ReasonIAmNotPresident because my head weasel doesn't do comb overs as well as Trump's. http://t.co/kjSOMwBkpp
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I'm not good at politics… Said no president ever #ReasonIAmNotPresident
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Not Latino enough for Latinos, too Latino for White people #ReasonIAmNotPresident @DanaGeezus
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I wasn't born there. And even if I was, I wouldn't be anyway #ReasonIAmNotPresident
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There's always that one weekend. the @GratefulDead still follow me. #ReasonIAmNotPresident
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#ReasonIAmNotPresident I would fight terrorism instead of sponsoring it
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#ReasonIAmNotPresident I love my country too much to become its president
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#AllWentWrongWhen All your base are belong to us
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The obligatory Thanksgiving dinner with my mother-in-law. Kill me now. #FallDepressionReasons
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#FallDepressionReasons Even cartoons seem to be pretty depressing this fall, help me pls
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Join us �� #FallDepressionReasons @AuntieLeslie57 @JennaroV @Chris_Kokoski @Will3K85 @Joyannah73 @realbadger @DocDarnell @DamianVanore23
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Online campaign raises thousands for gay Oklahoma City #University #Student http://t.co/uVwxe3uR30 #FallDepressionReasons: Andr...
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#FallDepressionReasons everything is gray and lifeless, pretty depressing
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Having fun #MyPreWorkoutRoutine
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#MyPreWorkOutRoutine ordering pizza
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taking vitamins #MyPreWorkOutRoutine
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ask God for help #MyPreWorkOutRoutine
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Banana eating #MyPreWorkOutRoutine
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If you sext me with a typo, I'm done.
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#InKindergartenILearned I could make other people laugh, and I've been at it ever since.
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The more the merrier, except when aunt flow is around. #AFunFactAboutVaginas
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#InKindergartenILearned to NEVER take a shit at school. Ever! Everyone just climbs up the adjoining cubicles to laugh at you. No escape
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#InKindergartenILearned that the alphabet included the letters "L, M, N, O" and not just one letter called "elemino."
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