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@jmscoxxx   ·  25 Jan 2016
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#ItsSoWhiteOutsideThat baptist churches are prepearing to armageddon
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@jmscoxxx   ·  25 Jan 2016
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#ItsSoWhiteOutsideThat If you pee in the snow Matt Damon will be able to see it from Mars with the naked eye https://t.co/IydbH0YKbL
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@jmscoxxx   ·  1 Feb 2016
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'@ShutUpAmanda #TheWorldNeedsArtBecause I like getting paid for sitting around and telling jokes to my high friends'
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@jmscoxxx   ·  1 Feb 2016
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#WorstApologies *Pokes wife with erection*
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@jmscoxxx   ·  1 Feb 2016
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'@ShutUpAmanda because you look so often At whatever's hunting you.... Sweet dreams....'
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@jmscoxxx   ·  1 Feb 2016
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#TheWorldNeedsArtBecause it's far easier to woo your potential girlfriend by strumming the guitar than explaining her your research topic
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@jmscoxxx   ·  1 Feb 2016
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#TheWorldNeedsArtBecause what else would douchebags talk about while they drink cheap wine?
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@jmscoxxx   ·  1 Feb 2016
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#ItTurnedAwkwardWhen I tried to cross the the road dressed as a chicken...
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@jmscoxxx   ·  1 Feb 2016
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#ItTurnedAwkwardWhen I found nude pics on my Dad's phone. Of my Mom
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@jmscoxxx   ·  1 Feb 2016
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#ItTurnedAwkwardWhen I said the wrong name.
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@jmscoxxx   ·  1 Feb 2016
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#ItTurnedAwkwardWhen he asked her if she was into blumpkins.
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@jmscoxxx   ·  1 Feb 2016
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'@GiselleEvns #ItTurnedAwkwardWhen he started with the personal questions. https://t.co/ekGC6Ud3K8'
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@jmscoxxx   ·  1 Feb 2016
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#ItTurnedAwkwardWhen I realised first class wasn't all it's cracked up to be https://t.co/k9KA5b2aCF
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@jmscoxxx   ·  1 Feb 2016
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#MorningPeopleAre ready to go. LET'S DO THIS.
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@jmscoxxx   ·  1 Feb 2016
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#ItTurnedAwkwardWhen I fell off the bed cause I was having a sky diving dream
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@jmscoxxx   ·  1 Feb 2016
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@jmscoxxx   ·  1 Feb 2016
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#ItTurnedAwkwardWhen I saw her shoes don’t fit her dress https://t.co/MpUCbacvYp
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@jmscoxxx   ·  1 Feb 2016
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I was eating a bologna sandwich and then I gave it a name and then I didn't want to eat it anymore.
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@jmscoxxx   ·  1 Feb 2016
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#ItTurnedAwkwardWhen black guy called me nigga https://t.co/ohDsUAuPHN
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@jmscoxxx   ·  1 Feb 2016
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'@GiselleEvns #ItTurnedAwkwardWhen Hillary Clinton fans and Donald Trump fans interrupted me at lunch trying to buy my vote.'
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@jmscoxxx   ·  2 Feb 2016
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@jmscoxxx   ·  6 Feb 2016
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#BeneathMySuitOfArmor Little person prostitute charging me double
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@jmscoxxx   ·  6 Feb 2016
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#BeneathMySuitOfArmor it's pretty smelly, I had beans for dinner & there's little airflow in these things @HashtagJones1
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@jmscoxxx   ·  8 Feb 2016
#InParallelUniverse Trump is dead, Obama is white and Hillary is a man
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@jmscoxxx   ·  8 Feb 2016
#InParallelUniverse Wrestling fighters really damage their opponents
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@jmscoxxx   ·  8 Feb 2016
#InParallelUniverse Santa Barbara is shortest serial on netflix
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@jmscoxxx   ·  8 Feb 2016
#InParallelUniverse people live in special shelters and are fighting for benzak every day
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@jmscoxxx   ·  8 Feb 2016
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#InParallelUniverse global warming is actually a myth.
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@jmscoxxx   ·  8 Feb 2016
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#InParallelUniverse the word 'bae' never existed
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@jmscoxxx   ·  8 Feb 2016
#InParallelUniverse Trump is not a candidate but a musical instrument
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