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« Trust one who has tried. » Virgil
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me: ok i’ll study at 8:00 clock: 8:00 me: *pretends i didn’t see*
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A single text can change my mood at any moment. #dailyteen
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Marriage must incessantly contend with a monster that devours everything: familiarity.
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Amputees With a Great Sense of Humor! You are gold man!
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If you bungle raising your children, nothing else much matters in life. – Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis
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If you're walking down the right path and you're willing to keep walking, eventually you'll make progress. – Barack Obama
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Go for the moon. If you don't get it, you'll still be heading for a star – Willis Reed
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Surround yourself only with people who are going to lift you higher.
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The sad truth is that excellence makes people nervous.
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Trust takes years to build, seconds to break, and forever to repair.
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Happiest are the people who give most happiness to others.
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I love when I'm in a seating plan and I end up being next to someone I like. :D #dailyteen
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If you want anything said, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman. – Margaret Thatcher
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I have the same goal I've had ever since I was a girl. I want to rule the world.
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Back to the time you were lying next to me, I looked across and fell in love.
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If we learn to open our hearts, anyone, including the people who drive us crazy, can be our teacher.
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Choose positivity today.
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Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day in and day out...
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Long-range planning does not deal with the future decisions, but with the future of present decisions. – Peter Drucker
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Don't read a book and be a follower
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You cannot find peace by avoiding life
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Your past was never a mistake if you learned from it.
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God is the tangential point between zero and infinity. – Alfred Jarry
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Sometimes God calms the storm, but sometimes God lets the storm rage and calms his child.
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I hate the feeling of being replaced. :( #dailyteen
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You got that something that keeps me so off balance, baby you're a challenge, let's explore your talent
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My head screamed no. My heart whispered yes. Reality told me not to, but hope told me to give it a shot.
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Being positive in a negative situation is not naive. It's leadership.
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When you smile, the whole world stops and stares for a while.
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