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Leadership is getting someone to do what they don't want to do, to achieve what they want to achieve. – Tom Landry
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All the broken hearts in the world still beat. Let's not make it harder than it has to be.
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I just fucked the avatar now i got a blue dick – Lil Wayne
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What about santa's cookies? I suppose parents eat those too? (Elf)
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http://t.co/U20Fl3okA2 THE TALENT JUST DOESN'T STOP
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There is a land of the living and a land of the dead and the bridge is love, the only survival, the only meaning.
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James Johnson drops the hammer! Toronto Raptors https://t.co/b6xXdJv9PN
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Every woman is a rebel. – Oscar Wilde
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if you tickle me it’s either going to lead to kissing or an extreme act of violence
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You'll realize everything's ok when you realize things could be worse.
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Be like the fountain that overflows, not like the cistern that merely contains
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I was singing to you, you were singing to me. I was so alive, never been more free. #EricChurch
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A perfect relationship to me = Two people never giving up on each other.
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Blown away and barely breathing, Sunday came and it was over, now she's got me twisting like an old beach roller coaster. #LukeBryan
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Either I will find a way, or I will make one. – Philip Sidney
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We're more than friends but less than a couple.
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Among human beings trust comes about, not from expressions of wealth or fame, but from our showing affection.
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Why won't anyone fix that?! http://t.co/rDKzm4zUDk
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Does this annoy anybody else? w/Niki https://t.co/5VFrT4qa78
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Dang that was amazing! https://t.co/wJrfiVHx13
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There is only one thing that makes a dream impossible to achieve: the fear of failure
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Sorry I'm not perfect, good luck on finding someone who is.
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MOM YOU EMBARRASED ME BEFORE I WAS EVEN BORN!!! http://t.co/N0Ipezwub2
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« What orators lack in depth they make up for in length. » Montesquieu
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WHO GOT THAT JUICE? https://t.co/2F0OamR1iB
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Again! https://t.co/fr5qUm3jCh
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That was cute. Not twerking but cute http://t.co/aRVjG0eJfd
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The truth sounds insane sometimes, but that doesn't mean it's not the truth. –Linguini (Ratatouille)
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