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#ChristmasAftermath convincing dumb kids that putting X-mas decorations back in the attic is like playing in the Star Trek Jefferies tube
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The Mr's isn't talking to me since she got her gift this year but I feel a bad #ChristmasAftermath is inevitable. https://t.co/B0pNQG7ShR
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'Uh, Grandma is laying unconscious outside in the snow & she's covered in what I think are Reindeer hoofprints?' #ChristmasAftermath
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#Christmasaftermath. Waking up thinking why do I have mistletoe tied to my pecker.
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#ChristmasAftermath Trying to figure out how long your family is actually staying at your house without asking
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Actual genocide in Mosul & Aleppo, not worth talking about. Mixed race marriage however, that's "White Genocide" https://t.co/INjgVC2c6q
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#ChristmasAftermath Wife mad cause I ‘accidentally’ shipped the kids to grandma. Thanks UPS!
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i fell into a state of delirium, stupor,collapse, intense jaundice and tried some painting #ChristmasAftermath https://t.co/WLamfWgivB
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#ChristmasAftermath Ham & eggs for breakfast Ham sandwich for lunch McDonalds for dinner because u can't even look at a slice of ham.
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#ChristmasAftermath you are in Paris and your son is home alone. Oh wait, that was just a movie. https://t.co/86pYCKN6mx
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#ChristmasAftermath damage control week after calling Trump's voters stupid when I wasn't drunk yet https://t.co/y2VPjl9rVO
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