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#RenameMillionWomenMarch White Males Hate Woman March
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#RenameMillionWomenMarch The men were just too pussy to do it.
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You can talk to someone without actually talking to them. #ThingsToKnowAboutTwitter
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#TwitterCanBeABit wet. Too many Snowflakes melting.
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#ReasonsIAintInARelationship No one likes me
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#ReasonsIAintInARelationship I can't be in anything that has the word "ship", that word is cursed...Titanic was a ship
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#ReasonsIAintInARelationship Girls I come across are just to shy to give me a hint or a signal that they like me
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The good guys don't get the girl #ReasonsIAintInARelationship
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#ReasonsIAintInARelationship bcoz athe girls I meet they all go to menstruation, I'm struggling to find someone who doesn't go menstruation
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#TheFirst100DaysToDoList Supply Liberals with guns so they can shoot themselves instead of whining about everything.
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#TheFirst100DaysToDoList Plan First episode of "Celebrity State Of The Union Address"...
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#TheFirst100DaysToDoList 1)Screw over home owners 2)Screw over healthcare 3)Finally tell the truth that it was all lies 4)Waiting on Putin
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Replace Obamacare and then replace Mike Pence's deodorant spray with an air horn to liven things up #TheFirst100DaysToDoList
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Send thank you note and cheese platter to James Comey #TheFirst100DaysToDoList
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#TheFirst100DaysToDoList Milk Eggs Soda Butter Bread.....er sorry wrong list here! Make a monster that will defeat the Power Rangers....
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#TheFirst100DaysToDoList At every press conference do jazz hands.....only little ones though!
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one day the stars will end all will draw to close perhaps it all will start again no one knows until that time live and help love grow #vss
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Cancel SNL, put CNN off the air, piss off the world #TheFirst100DaysToDoList
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1. Don't sob uncontrollably in public 2. Keep Prozac prescription refilled 3. Don't taste his food #TheFirst100DaysToDoList
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Houston Backupthatasstros #SexySports @m
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Naked "wrestling". #SexySports
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#IKnewWeWereDoomed when this vegan thing caught on
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