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@nanajdawson   ·  15 Aug 2015
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I'm so damn rich man, baby I was born this way #TrumpenASong
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@nanajdawson   ·  15 Aug 2015
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If I can make it there I'll make it anywhere It's up to you, White House white house #TrumpenASong
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@nanajdawson   ·  15 Aug 2015
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The First Tim Ever I Insulted You To Your Face #TrumpenASong
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@nanajdawson   ·  15 Aug 2015
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Trump in the U.S.A. #TrumpenASong
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@nanajdawson   ·  15 Aug 2015
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I Kissed a Girl (cause I paid her) #TrumpenASong
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@nanajdawson   ·  16 Aug 2015
You drive me crazy like Ferguson #BlackPickupLines
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@nanajdawson   ·  16 Aug 2015
Nice legs, what time do they open? #BlackPickupLines
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@nanajdawson   ·  16 Aug 2015
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In order for me to call you "daddy" you have to earn it... #BlackPickupLines
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@nanajdawson   ·  16 Aug 2015
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If we were both squirrels could I bust a nut in your hole? #BlackPickupLines #BlackLivesMatter
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@nanajdawson   ·  16 Aug 2015
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I just want to make you smile.. Can you let me make you smile? #BlackPickupLines
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@nanajdawson   ·  30 Aug 2015
Drink!Drink!Drink! #MyDoomsdayPlans
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@nanajdawson   ·  30 Aug 2015
If zombie case I would finaly have a chance to test my zombie apocalypse survival kit #MyDoomsdayPlans
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@nanajdawson   ·  30 Aug 2015
To sleep #MyDoomsdayPlans
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@nanajdawson   ·  30 Aug 2015
What if get into the fridge and wait untill everything ends, and then come out? #MyDoomsdayPlans
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@nanajdawson   ·  30 Aug 2015
I'll be beautiful. That's #MyDoomsdayPlans
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@nanajdawson   ·  30 Aug 2015
I would go anywhere meeting anyone doing anything #MyDoomsdayPlans
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@nanajdawson   ·  30 Aug 2015
Violate all the speed limits #MyDoomsdayPlans
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@nanajdawson   ·  6 Sep 2015
Have a pet penguin #DumbGenieWishes
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@nanajdawson   ·  14 Sep 2015
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#ReasonIAmNotPresident I'm changing my mind where do I get a big bag of cash and some razzmatazz � http://t.co/FQVQPtkHc7
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@nanajdawson   ·  14 Sep 2015
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I would use more Teleprompter than #Obama #ReasonIAmNotPresident http://t.co/RKRFSz6ULv
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@nanajdawson   ·  17 Sep 2015
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#WeirdThingsMyBossSaid Me: I have to use the bathroom. Boss: Ok, I'll time you. Me: What? Boss: Go! Me: *running*
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@nanajdawson   ·  17 Sep 2015
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#WeirdThingsMyBossSaid Your'e fired. You know you can't bring hookers to meetings. How many warnings do you need? Put your pants on & go.
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@nanajdawson   ·  17 Sep 2015
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#WeirdThingsMyBossSaid It's called DEADline for a reason
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@nanajdawson   ·  17 Sep 2015
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@nanajdawson   ·  17 Sep 2015
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"I'm hoping the reports will be as water tight as a mermaids brazier" #WeirdThingsMyBossSaid @RaisingElBarrio
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@nanajdawson   ·  18 Sep 2015
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@nanajdawson   ·  18 Sep 2015
Fat girls in leggings #ThingsWeAlwaysHate
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@nanajdawson   ·  19 Sep 2015
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Well, I got evicted from #CasaDelHashtag because my pet was..unruly http://t.co/CbG45y5dkG
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@nanajdawson   ·  20 Sep 2015
#AllWentWrongWhen she took selfie next to the Magic Mirror
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@nanajdawson   ·  20 Sep 2015
#AllWentWrongWhen I got drunk
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