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#HowToMakeAManGay By pretending to be a pretty girl. Then start to talk and confused the shit out of my dick. #psyduck #pokemon
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#HowToMakeAManGay smile and be friendly, but don’t come on too strong
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Our hashtag game hosted by @GiselleEvns and @DanaGeezus is #HowToMakeAManGay I bet they know how to do it
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Make him listen to Yanni. He'll suck a dick to make it stop. #HowToMakeAManGay https://t.co/5kq8hlWeJO
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#HowToMakeAManGay Police Officer-You were driving 20mph above the speed limit sir, where's the fire? Me (giggling)-In your eyes gorgeous.
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#HowToMakeAManGay enter him in a drag queen race where the champ gets a lifetime supply of booze for free
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Force him to sit thru a day-long marathon of Sex In The City. #HowToMakeAManGay
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'@tlcprincess If you hadn't "selfied" today, the world would've stopped spinning.'
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Killer Mike Wants Run the Jewels 3 “Out This Year” \| Pitchfork https://t.co/PGTRbw8OT0
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Iron? Oh, you mean the dryer.
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'@cakikeith Congratulations on another successful circuit around the sun! I'll be over in a few hours for cake.'
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#TrumpSoBroke he cries himself to sleep whenever he lies on his tanning bed... Oh, you mean financially broke, not spiritually broken...?
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The Hashtag party continues at 9amE (because it never really ends). Please join us on @HashtagRoundup app. https://t.co/34VSQj5czE
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I am most grateful for the many digital messages of goodwill I have received and would like to thank you all for your kindness. Elizabeth R.
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Empires rose & fell to dust Coals to Diamonds were crushed Mountains grew Religions fell Deserts lay where Seas swelled All in a looks spell
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If you leave me a voicemail, I'm going to assume your question was rhetorical
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Trust me, listening to you scream at your kids is way worse than listening to your kids scream
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Revealed! Mahama ‘fears’ for his life, acquires personal pistol https://t.co/5C35n37n4l via @yencomgh
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#DontMessWithEarth by decimating this sacred wildlife refuge! Call/email/tweet your senator now to #StopPROMESA https://t.co/2sHvKbh0me
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It's when I'm at my lowest that I need to remind myself to look up... and realize that the view is fucking spectacular.
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Leave all the food out. Raccoons are as cool as Disney made them seem. #BadCampingAdvice
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