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Falls sick Tweets about it Changes WhatsApp status Posts on Facebook Starts a blog about being sick Forgets to visit the doctor Dies!
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'@laughingskull59 @TheGeorgeCarlin Monty Python, Kids in the Hall, Madtv, In Living Color, & so forth...& many stand-up comics...'
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'@benpunter Lol. Finally saw Force Awakens and when the d@#m lens flare happened wanted to throw something at screen. #NotThatSpecialAnEffect'
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Wrote about my record store days + the post-peak saturation/suffocation of the vinyl revival https://t.co/eQu1kY8vC2 https://t.co/TebVJrrWhO
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#WhatIHateIn5Words "This personality"..."WHO SAID THAT!?"
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When there's no more tacos #WhatIHateIn5Words
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#WhatIHateIn5Words MethHead robbing pharmacy while waiting
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That moment you accidentally shoot out too much shaving cream and know you're gonna pay later on that final squeeze #cheesegrater
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#IProcrastinateBy Saying I will do it tomorrow, which, in turn makes my wife want to beat me to death
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I was baffled by some people wanted to the new BFG reboot film - then I remember that I hated the original,
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#IProcrastinateBy playing games on my phone. @DisneyMKingdoms is SO addicting! https://t.co/SyXUOHB1Vc
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#IProcrastinateBy attempting to try but never quite really in a sort of manner of speaking occasionally eventually in a round about manner
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#IProcrastinateBy the side of the road. And after it rains I sometimes get splashed by cars driving by. (I'll show myself out) �
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#TimeTravelerProblems You can order LITERALLY EVERYTHING/ANYTHING from you computer
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#TimeTravelerProblems @midnight Saying 'Simpsons did it already!' when in fact, they HAVEN'T yet done it already :O #facepalm
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1750's cell towers aren't 4g.....#TimeTravelerProblems @midnight
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#TimeTravelerProblems My candle power computer blows out because it doesn't have an @hardwick drive @midnight Hard wick. Get it? Hello?
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Sorry, no Twitter updates, this all predates that. #TimeTravelerProblems @midnight
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Just saw #TimeTravelerProblems is #Trending on #Twitter...did @Wayne_Chain fork? #SayItAintSo #BlockchainAllTheThings #TimeTravel
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When Biff Steals Your Sports Almanac #TimeTravelerProblems
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There's no wifi in the past #TimeTravelerProblems
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Go back in time to give lil' you a peptalk, accidentally create alternate timeline where you're a goatf**er. #TimeTravelerProblems @midnight
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