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Put on pants for the first time in 3 days. Telling myself they always fit this tight. #ChristmasAftermath
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Hollow it out then fill it with rabbit fur and salmon to make a portable vagina #UsesForLeftoverFruitCake
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The ashes of the man who discovered Pluto are on their way to the planet as you read this.
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#TheResistance #WallOfUs A site that sends you 4 acts of concrete #Resistance to do each week - Wall of Us: https://t.co/kuHYDi8cxY
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#BadNewYearsToasts Climbing onto the table and declaring you are about to make your balls drop!
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#GameofThrones #TVSeries #HBO 10 Things I Hated About Season 6 of #GoT #3 Ramsay Bolton - https://t.co/vaX1xRDow4 #SNRTG https://t.co/B3HQrnzpjO
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My goal for 2017 is to try to nag less. Did you hear me? Are you even listening? Hello? I SAID I'M GOING TO NAG LESS. Asshole. Pfft.
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But in the eyes of the world, you're just another crazy girl who loves a married man...
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#ItsNotAWasteIf can you get 85 favorites 62 RTs for something stupid.
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The Most Important Mathematical Discovery in 2000 Years! \| Saved By Gödel; https://t.co/3QdisjYHb9 https://t.co/XS0G1Cj36t @circleplanets https://t.co/3dWtUlsO2s
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'@ANGRYref Reminds me of somebody else but way more brilliant of an idea.'
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