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@wokeluisa   ·  5 Mar 2018
Here's the plan: drink every time someone takes a dump on Trump at the #Oscars and voila... you are Steve Bannon #Oscars90
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@wokeluisa   ·  5 Mar 2018
There's nothing more empowering than women supporting other women. #HereWeAre
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@wokeluisa   ·  5 Mar 2018
Work in Trump's White House #LoseYourJobIn5Words https://t.co/V5oDx12Pdj
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@wokeluisa   ·  5 Mar 2018
"I voted for Donald Trump" #LoseYourJobIn5Words
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@wokeluisa   ·  5 Mar 2018
Mueller is coming for you #LoseYourJobIn5Words https://t.co/o9RVuXhsNR
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@wokeluisa   ·  5 Mar 2018
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President​ Trump decided to end DACA effective today, placing the futures of 800,000 Dreamers in limbo. Congress urgently needs to solve this problem and pass a #DreamActNow - these kids are worth fighting for. #ProtectDreamers
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@wokeluisa   ·  5 Mar 2018
Thoughts and prayers! https://t.co/3h7OveZMhu
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@wokeluisa   ·  5 Mar 2018
How to find yourself in jail in one step: 1. Be Sam Nunberg
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@wokeluisa   ·  5 Mar 2018
Sam Nunberg is an example of why you should not get drunk before going on national TV to speak about an investigation that you are part of.
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@wokeluisa   ·  5 Mar 2018
I guess Sam Nunberg is on some sort of Kamikaze mission
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@wokeluisa   ·  5 Mar 2018
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Sam Nunberg: It’s the biggest joke to think Donald Trump colluded with the Russians. Also Sam Nunberg: I think [Trump] may have done something during the election. Also also Sam Nunberg: I think a Mueller Contempt of Court charge is funny. https://t.co/En88vxZANa
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@wokeluisa   ·  5 Mar 2018
Sam Nunberg: Hi guys! I'm totally NOT GUILTY! I just love to freak out on live TV while refusing to appear before the grand jury.
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@wokeluisa   ·  5 Mar 2018
From now on, whenever I don't want to do something, I'm "pulling a Nunberg"
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@wokeluisa   ·  5 Mar 2018
So Nunberg is in his lawyer's phone as "My Lawyer?" What? https://t.co/CWMjlb8bQS
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@wokeluisa   ·  5 Mar 2018
Sen. Thad Cochran to retire from the Senate on April 1, 2018 We must flip Mississippi Senate seat from red to blue!
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@wokeluisa   ·  5 Mar 2018
Sam Nunberg: 100% drunk, 0% innocent.
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@wokeluisa   ·  5 Mar 2018
Sam Nunberg on @MSNBC: Hope Hicks is Corey Lewandowski's "paramour" "his girlfriend" Sorry Carter Page, Sam Nunberg is my favorite now
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@wokeluisa   ·  5 Mar 2018
So who plays Sam Nunberg on SNL this weekend?
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@wokeluisa   ·  5 Mar 2018
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BREAKING: Sam Nunberg calls Moe’s Tavern, asks to speak to I.P. Freely
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@wokeluisa   ·  5 Mar 2018
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How to find yourself in jail in one step: 1. Be Sam Nunberg
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@wokeluisa   ·  6 Mar 2018
In the light of Sam Nunberg’s on-air meltdown, it seems like a good time to remind everyone: 8 YEARS. 0 SCANDALS. https://t.co/IkY0w99NH3
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@wokeluisa   ·  6 Mar 2018
SNL should probably do an entire show on Sam Nunberg. He's like a live version of Trump's tweets
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@wokeluisa   ·  6 Mar 2018
Kellyanne Conway violated the Hatch Act... on two separate occasions So once again we see that NO ONE in this White House obeys the law
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@wokeluisa   ·  6 Mar 2018
Hatch Act violation is a scandal! Sadly it's not considered a scandal in the Trump era... Just one more day in the Banana republic...
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@wokeluisa   ·  6 Mar 2018
So Kellyanne Conway's pants are on fire No wonder she always wears skirts
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@wokeluisa   ·  6 Mar 2018
If Trump doesn't enforce the Hatch Act, it clearly means that laws passed by Congress are meaningless... oh wait... The rule of law doesn't apply to a dictatorship
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@wokeluisa   ·  6 Mar 2018
Trump: "Swedes like me very much." Swedish Prime minister: tries hard not to laugh
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@wokeluisa   ·  6 Mar 2018
How come the Swedish prime minister speaks better English, than the President of the Uni... oh yes...Trump...
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@wokeluisa   ·  6 Mar 2018
Trump: "Sweden is small but it is very sharp." WHAT? "I always liked sharp countries. I'm sorry, what was the question?"
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@wokeluisa   ·  6 Mar 2018
Trump on the Swedes: "They like me very much." Swedish PM: "Increased tariffs will hurt all of us in the long run."
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