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#2017SurvivalTips Make an effort to acknowledge the good in people. Then mercilessly exploit their weaknesses. Am I doing this right?
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#2017SurvivalTips Steal Cattle and hide them underground until they give birth to unmarked cattle. Put marked dead cattle in the freezer.
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#2017survivaltips Create a mental bubble that excludes, Trump, Brexit, Middle East, Kardashians & related, All reality TV & talent shows.
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#2017SurvivalTips strengthen your sense of humor...it may save your life...
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Ask yourself: What Would Kanye Do? Then do the opposite #2017SurvivalTips
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#2017SurvivalTips take a page from Homer's book and deal with those murderous trolls (on the internet) https://t.co/JUiDcaUzeD
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Ask yourself: What Would Kanye Do? Then do the opposite #2017SurvivalTips
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#2017survivaltips Listen to your gut. Unless your gut says to drink the koolaid. https://t.co/V18QpfdlHO
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#2017SurvivalTips its about time you be on some kevin gates, get two phones, one for bae the other for them hoes
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Head to the Winchester, have a pint, and wait for the whole thing to blow over #2017SurvivalTips https://t.co/EWqYF9hSjP
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#2017survivaltips Enrol on a craft course and make things people don't want
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