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Look! My episode of Locked Up Abroad... I had them hide my identity... #BadBedTimeStories
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This little piggy went to market This little piggy stayed at home. This little piggy got slaughtered and is breakfast #BadBedTimeStories
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JUST GO TO SLEEP OR SANTA CLAUS WILL MURDER YOUR MOTHER. Love you. *blows kiss #BadBedTimeStories
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B is for buddy we love you E is for each day has become harder D is for divorce now go to sleep #BadBedTimeStories
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#BadBedTimeStories Do you know what happens to little boys who don't go to the bathroom before bed? They wet themselves & their PP falls off
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And you know what happens to snitches buddy, they get stitches. So u never saw daddy plowing the babysitter, right?!! #BadBedTimeStories
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Sleep: Do it now cause you're not gonna get any as an adult. You'll just work until you die. #BadBedTimeStories
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Look! My episode of Locked Up Abroad... I had them hide my identity... #BadBedTimeStories
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This story is longer than it took to create you. The end. #BadBedtimeStories
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Look kid, not gonna lie to u. Monsters are real. They're not in your closet or under your bed. They're in the real world #BadBedtimeStories
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#BadBedTimeStories Do you know what happens to little boys who don't go to the bathroom before bed? They wet themselves & their PP falls off
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Once upon a time..blah blah blah. Happily ever after... Blah blah blah Now go to sleep and shut the f*ck up. #BadBedTimeStories
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B is for buddy we love you E is for each day has become harder D is for divorce now go to sleep #BadBedTimeStories
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JUST GO TO SLEEP OR SANTA CLAUS WILL MURDER YOUR MOTHER. Love you. *blows kiss #BadBedTimeStories
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Daddy only loves kids that fall asleep so he can get on Twitter. #BadBedTimeStories
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And Freddy entered the child's dream, slashed open their belly and laughed as they bled out in their sleep. Night night � #BadBedTimeStories
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#BadBedTimeStories If you don't go to sleep you won't be charged and executed http://t.co/wu41b7lilS
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Look! My episode of Locked Up Abroad... I had them hide my identity... #BadBedTimeStories
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Daddy only loves kids that fall asleep so he can get on Twitter. #BadBedTimeStories
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B is for buddy we love you E is for each day has become harder D is for divorce now go to sleep #BadBedTimeStories
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This little piggy went to market This little piggy stayed at home. This little piggy got slaughtered and is breakfast #BadBedTimeStories
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#BadBedTimeStories Do you know what happens to little boys who don't go to the bathroom before bed? They wet themselves & their PP falls off
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JUST GO TO SLEEP OR SANTA CLAUS WILL MURDER YOUR MOTHER. Love you. *blows kiss #BadBedTimeStories
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Look kid, not gonna lie to u. Monsters are real. They're not in your closet or under your bed. They're in the real world #BadBedtimeStories
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This story is longer than it took to create you. The end. #BadBedtimeStories
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