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@mr_clampin   ·  10 Aug 2016
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#DontTellAnyoneBut not all white people are white. There are a bunch of really black ones with curly hairs who don't even look white.
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@mr_clampin   ·  10 Aug 2016
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#DontTellAnyoneBut I'm voting Hillary
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@mr_clampin   ·  10 Aug 2016
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#DontTellAnyoneBut it's me ignoring someone vs me getting ignored https://t.co/1VJY50Sccx
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@mr_clampin   ·  10 Aug 2016
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#DontTellAnyoneBut I got lost, again.
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@mr_clampin   ·  10 Aug 2016
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#DontTellAnyoneBut I still believe in unicorns. I'm more likely to meet one than Hillary is to meet people's expectations
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@puredavie   ·  10 Aug 2016
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#DontTellAnyoneBut ice is actually frozen water
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@puredavie   ·  10 Aug 2016
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#DontTellAnyoneBut an empty refrigerator probably has nothing in it
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@puredavie   ·  10 Aug 2016
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#DontTellAnyoneBut you're adopted
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@puredavie   ·  10 Aug 2016
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#DontTellAnyoneBut 100% of murderers have killed someone
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@charlesjharper   ·  10 Aug 2016
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i #DontTellAnyoneBut he stuff a vibrator in his anus
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@charlesjharper   ·  10 Aug 2016
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#DontTellAnyoneBut I'm stuck on you, wo oh who stuck like glue, you and me baby were stuck like glue.
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@charlesjharper   ·  10 Aug 2016
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#DontTellAnyoneBut I can't even do the "Carlton"...lol https://t.co/BlH8nwsYKz
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@hellieedwards   ·  10 Aug 2016
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#DontTellAnyoneBut I'm one of the best drivers ever! https://t.co/zaC9pyqejX
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@hellieedwards   ·  10 Aug 2016
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#DontTellAnyoneBut I come from Planet GAY!!! Take me to your FABULOUS Leader so that I may #$%& him!!! https://t.co/qOEOAo9Q5U
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@hellieedwards   ·  10 Aug 2016
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#DontTellAnyoneBut I now know all of your dirty little secrets.
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@mr_clampin   ·  10 Aug 2016
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#DontTellAnyoneBut I'm much dorkier than I appear to be.
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@mr_clampin   ·  10 Aug 2016
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#DontTellAnyoneBut radical muslims are animals https://t.co/uMPixuzgQb
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@mr_clampin   ·  10 Aug 2016
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#DontTellAnyoneBut I have no time for mean or ignorant people... Really not a secret if you knew me..
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@mr_clampin   ·  10 Aug 2016
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#DontTellAnyoneBut Messi and Ronaldo are friends
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@puredavie   ·  10 Aug 2016
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#DontTellAnyoneBut Trump thinks he's bilingual because he can read italics
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@puredavie   ·  10 Aug 2016
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#DontTellAnyoneBut feminism is cancer.
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@puredavie   ·  10 Aug 2016
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#DontTellAnyoneBut I get cravings for McDonald's chicken nuggets even though I only eat fish. https://t.co/MGCSgWEI1m
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@puredavie   ·  10 Aug 2016
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@puredavie   ·  10 Aug 2016
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#DontTellAnyoneBut I'm actually dead and not coming back
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@charlesjharper   ·  10 Aug 2016
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#DontTellAnyoneBut Hillary's Password is Monica666
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@charlesjharper   ·  10 Aug 2016
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#DontTellAnyoneBut im naked under my clothes right now
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@charlesjharper   ·  10 Aug 2016
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#DontTellAnyoneBut I jerk off in hotel rooms and don't clean up
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@hellieedwards   ·  10 Aug 2016
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#DontTellAnyoneBut the ultimatum ending with 'or you'll leave me' makes me smile.
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@hellieedwards   ·  10 Aug 2016
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#DontTellAnyoneBut i dont wear the thing
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@hellieedwards   ·  10 Aug 2016
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#DontTellAnyoneBut masturbation doesn't make you blind, because I can see like a motherfucker... but the hairy palms, that's true.
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