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#FirstLadyRuleBook No matter how tempting DO NOT pose in Maxim, playboy, penthouse or Juggs. Not even if it's the White House edition.
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#FirstLadyRuleBook Check Always first if your dick is showing in your dress when you go outside.
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#FirstLadyRuleBook Every rule changes drastically if Hillary wins. First Lady Bill Clinton rule book: Try to keep from raping females.
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#FirstLadyRuleBook it's a fine line between politically engaged and uppity bounds overstepper
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#FirstLadyRuleBook No matter how tempting DO NOT pose in Maxim, playboy, penthouse or Juggs. Not even if it's the White House edition.
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Vope you vall can forgeeve my vusband for sending vall imigrents bach #FirstLadyRuleBook https://t.co/GMAar9ubJg
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#FirstLadyRuleBook Make a statement by bringing back the pillbox hat.
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#FirstLadyRuleBook Unpopular is good Half the country prays before their meal at Hooters
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Jeez. John F. Kennedy needed your snarky little tweet like he needed a hole in the head. #FirstLadyRuleBook #Clinton https://t.co/rNQeSzmmp9
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What are your ideas on #FirstLadyRuleBook? Play with @GiselleEvns and @AndyHashtagger https://t.co/u6qwHo0GQC
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#FirstLadyRuleBook Literally fuck the President. That's all you're allowed and supposed to do. No one elected you to do shit so shuddddddup.
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#FirstLadyRuleBook if your President's nickname is EL BJ keep the interns on a short leash
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#FirstLadyRuleBook Every rule changes drastically if Hillary wins. First Lady Bill Clinton rule book: Try to keep from raping females.
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#FirstLadyRuleBook does it include #RulesForTheFirstMan in case #DisasterStrikes making @HillaryClinton #POTUS2016?
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#FirstLadyRuleBook Literally fuck the President. That's all you're allowed and supposed to do. No one elected you to do shit so shuddddddup.
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Replace all the classic furniture with stuff from IKEA. #FirstLadyRuleBook
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Jeez. John F. Kennedy needed your snarky little tweet like he needed a hole in the head. #FirstLadyRuleBook #Clinton https://t.co/rNQeSzmmp9
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Never ask why there is a frozen dress in the White House refrigerator #FirstLadyRuleBook
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#FirstLadyRuleBook You know the best place where to hide your husband's birth certificate
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Oval Office tea parties should include tea with roofies and scrumpets #FirstLadyRuleBook https://t.co/B9F9vXZjcu
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#FirstLadyRuleBook respect your wife Bill because you never know when she will make YOU the first lady
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#FirstLadyRuleBook Always use an aids name when ordering your "electronic gadgets" from Amazon.
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