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169 tweets using #gotfiredbecause (page 5 of 6)
#GotFiredBecause I had sex with the cleaning lady ( I live vicariously thru George Costanza)
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RT @JustGeneralHux: #GotFiredBecause apparently there's a difference between a hostile takeover and commiting arson. I got rid of the comp…
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I shared my opinion... #GotFiredBecause
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#GotFiredBecause im Mike Literis her imaginary fried @midnight
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#GotFiredBecause last to hire first to fire...and one day I gave medium cups accidently when people ordered a large
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#GotFiredBecause I wasn't good enough, I wasn't smart enough and doggone it, nobody liked me. @midnight
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#GotFiredBecause casual Fridays are fine..BUT hangover Mondays are frowned apon @midnight
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#GotFiredBecause you're not allowed to watch Doctor Who on your work computer. @midnight
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RT @aidno: #GotFiredBecause my coup failed. Now the Floor Manager's reign of terror will continue and our branch of McDonald's will never b…
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RT @GuapoFlames: #GotFiredBecause my self-esteem was pretty low
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#GotFiredBecause apparently it's only funny in The Office when you put peoples stuff in Jello.
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Demanded we make the office great again #GotFiredBecause @midnight
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#GotFiredBecause I'm my own boss... and my biggest critic @midnight
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#GotFiredBecause I am the most incompetent ignorant fucking scumbag they have ever hired. So they told my Priest.
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#GotFiredBecause my balloon animals were anatomically correct.
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#GotFiredBecause I was bad at lying to rich middle-aged women re: how 'great' they looked in overpriced clothes modeled by anemic pre-teens
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#GotFiredBecause not kissing ass to management
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RT @timmthelen: I #GotFiredBecause I accidentally got some of Mr. Trump's hats made here in America. @midnight
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#GotFiredBecause You're not allowed to scream "bloody murder" from your cubicle. @midnight
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#GotFiredBecause I gave everyone in the office the crabs @midnight
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#GotFiredBecause I greenlighted Ghost Dad 2 @midnight
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RT @BoredomDaily: #GotFiredBecause it turns out my local Walgreens doesn't even need a sheriff. @midnight
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#GotFiredBecause I bought the Donald small size gloves and they were still too big.
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has recent sales: https://t.co/F0if8Rqk6s #retweet #GotFiredBecause #TheFinalDeletion #AltonSterling #SultanAtCarnivalCinemas #GShockBOA2016
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#GotFiredBecause Trump said so
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#GotFiredBecause apparently kick a ginger day only applies to bullies....pfff @midnight
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RT @JackPolakoff: #GotFiredBecause I waved my arms wildly in public to humiliate a disabled reporter https://t.co/EppSeFtz0h
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