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@worldofhashtags   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I wouldn't text and mommy at the same time https://t.co/6wGGJqDX7T
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@worldofhashtags   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I would be there when you break out of prison. https://t.co/jCK5tvg5qc
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@rlovenosause   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I wouldn't give you my skinny jeans, son https://t.co/3CdYABugZ2
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@worldofhashtags   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom you'd cop so much shit at school, they would drill you cause your Mum is 1 ugly woman
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@danageezus   ·  8 May 2016
#IfIWereYourMom I'd shove your daddy's sock in your mouth and would go to the bathroom with myself https://t.co/uKANmvuO0F
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@worldofhashtags   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I'd shove your daddy's sock in your mouth and would go to the bathroom with myself https://t.co/uKANmvuO0F
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@worldofhashtags   ·  8 May 2016
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'@danawhite #IfIWereYourMom You would get a big scolding, for having a #UFC on #MothersDay ... https://t.co/WpE2Hgk38B'
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@worldofhashtags   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I would kick you out of the house ASAP!!!
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@rlovenosause   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom you wouldn't know how strong I am until you make me angry. Just ask your Dad who's still pinned under the piano.
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@worldofhashtags   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I’d tell my mom that I know how to raise children
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@worldofhashtags   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I would be a terrible cook � https://t.co/CXPWkT9Z1K
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@worldofhashtags   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I'd hope hashtagging is just a phase you're going through
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@worldofhashtags   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom your unix skills would be off the chart
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@worldofhashtags   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I would get your ass to the gym
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@danageezus   ·  8 May 2016
#IfIWereYourMom it would be me https://t.co/2h4xbEFhDe
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@worldofhashtags   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I would tell you to get a job .. Any job
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@worldofhashtags   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I'd used my shrill voice only on special occasions https://t.co/vdRritqAd5
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@worldofhashtags   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I'd Have Been Sterilised Years Ago �
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@worldofhashtags   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I'd still be sore from last night.
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@danageezus   ·  8 May 2016
#IfIWereYourMom you would be abandoned https://t.co/ClC0g8EgWg
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@worldofhashtags   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I would get you in Walmart and let you get lost there
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@andyhashtagger   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I would be there when you break out of prison. https://t.co/jCK5tvg5qc
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@worldofhashtags   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I would teach you how to drive
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@andyhashtagger   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I would kick you out of the house ASAP!!!
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@andyhashtagger   ·  8 May 2016
#IfIWereYourMom I would get you in Walmart and let you get lost there
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@worldofhashtags   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom Joe, I'd tell you that you shouldn't try to make Asians' eyes bigger #MothersDay https://t.co/PjabB4czGU
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@hellieedwards   ·  8 May 2016
#IfIWereYourMom I won’t let you voting for Trump
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@andyhashtagger   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom we'd clean your closet https://t.co/j2k2rtOFe1
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@curtisbigman   ·  8 May 2016
#IfIWereYourMom I would be glad I have such a clever baby
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@worldofhashtags   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom you would be abandoned https://t.co/ClC0g8EgWg
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