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@danageezus   ·  8 May 2016
#IfIWereYourMom I would star in Hangover with you - Mooma https://t.co/VUsH1aZ1hI
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@worldofhashtags   ·  8 May 2016
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Do you take all of those selfies because I didn't hug you enough?#IfIWereYourMom
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@patriotblake   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom, I'd remind you that you're over 30 and single - constantly. https://t.co/ZTjFLSH6mo
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@worldofhashtags   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom boys can do whatever they want and girls should stay close and be dressed modestly
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@andyhashtagger   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I'd remind you that can have dreams you just gotta accept you're probably not gonna reach them
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@patriotblake   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom you won't need a GPS. I was able to hit your Dad's girlfriend once based on my instinct of navigation.
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@worldofhashtags   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I’d kill your girlfriend
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@ilikebigbuttand   ·  8 May 2016
#IfIWereYourMom I would correct your grammar in every message
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@worldofhashtags   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I’d be disappointed
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@andyhashtagger   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I'd start drinking ��� https://t.co/WXwqBMoKck
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@booth_prince   ·  8 May 2016
#IfIWereYourMom I’d be disappointed
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@worldofhashtags   ·  8 May 2016
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There's a bunch of Cougars expressing how much they wanna fuck young guys on the #IfIWereYourMom thread! ���
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@trytofinditout   ·  8 May 2016
#IfIWereYourMom I'd drunk you for the first time and teach you smoking
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@ilikebigbuttand   ·  8 May 2016
#IfIWereYourMom I wanted to get a car on the Mother’s day
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@patriotblake   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I'd Sue! �
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@worldofhashtags   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I'd lick my fingers and wipe your cheeks off.
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@andyhashtagger   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I'd teach that you don't really have to respect stupid people you just can't slap them
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@worldofhashtags   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I'd be quietly stalking your Twitter account. Wait a minute--am I your mom?!
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@andyhashtagger   ·  8 May 2016
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If you keeping making that duck face, it will stay that way. #IfIWereYourMom
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@traceyhappymom   ·  8 May 2016
#IfIWereYourMom I would hide candies from you
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@worldofhashtags   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I'd f**k me too. so don't feel bad.
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@worldofhashtags   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom there would be an everyday competition. If you lose you wash all the dishes
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@worldofhashtags   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom you would be in charge of keeping ME out of trouble.
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@worldofhashtags   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I wouldn't be....I'm a guy.
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@andyhashtagger   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I would be very scared to check your search history.
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@worldofhashtags   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom you would be smart like me �
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@worldofhashtags   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I would correct your grammar in every message
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@dickyirwin   ·  8 May 2016
#IfIWereYourMom you would know the difference between different kinds of alcohol since you get 10
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@worldofhashtags   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I would have an abortion no matter what age
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@worldofhashtags   ·  8 May 2016
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If embarrass you by wearing mom jeans #IfIWereYourMom https://t.co/LZQDy9E6gQ
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