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#IfTwitterWereAMan he'd be so pissed if he walked in and saw me sitting on Facebook.
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#IfTwitterWereAMan it would get paid more than Facebook, while doing its job half as well.
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#IfTwitterWereAMan it would forget to post tweets and end up in the doghouse
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#IfTwitterWereAMan he would be the smart sibling of few words. IG the pretty, popular one and FB the annoying one that never shuts up.
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#IfTwitterWereAMan he'd be living in his mom's basement and only goes out to buy more Mountain Dew. https://t.co/a0deKJgcJt
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#IfTwitterWereAMan he'd be so pissed if he walked in and saw me sitting on Facebook.
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#IfTwitterWereAMan there would be an edit Feature you'd get this message when trying to use it 'Stop nagging me I'll get to it'
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#IfTwitterWereAMan it would bury it's feelings about Facebook deep within it's own cache, develop cancer and die.
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#IfTwitterWereAMan he'd be a bisexual pedophile. Ladies, you're not the only ones who've encountered Big Dave.
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#IfTwitterWereAMan I'd flirt so hard with him. Hey baby, got any extra characters for me?
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#IfTwitterWereAMan he'd be so pissed if he walked in and saw me sitting on Facebook.
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#IfTwitterWereAMan it would bury it's feelings about Facebook deep within it's own cache, develop cancer and die.
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#IfTwitterWereAMan it would get paid more than Facebook, while doing its job half as well.
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#IfTwitterWereAMan blocking someone would come with a steel chair shot to the head gif @firstandmonday https://t.co/BhdabtzTni
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#IfTwitterWereAMan it would get to that issue you're having at some stage maybe
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#IfTwitterWereAMan my wife would wonder about why I was spending so much time with this dude
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