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307 tweets using #iknewweweredoomed (page 6 of 11)
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#IKnewWeWereDoomed when people didn't know the ship would sink in Titanic..or that it really happened. https://t.co/nwhvLG3…
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#IKnewWeWereDoomed after downing my 5th Four Loko in 20 minutes.
#IKnewWeWereDoomed when I let you drive.
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#IKnewWeWereDoomed when I forgot to run for president
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#IKnewWeWereDoomed when Trump taxed tweeting (except for his acct)
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It's Monday and #IKnewWeWereDoomed
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#IKnewWeWereDoomed said one French fry to the other French fries.
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After finding out I had eaten something with lactose in it, I looked at the small bathroom in the RV and #IKnewWeWereDoomed
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#IKnewWeWereDoomed when you put pineapple on your pizza.
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#IKnewWeWereDoomed when *insert #DonaldTrump joke here*
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#IKnewWeWereDoomed people started wishing for the George W. Bush glory days
#IKnewWeWereDoomed When celebrities and writers started #CyberBullying an innocent 10 year old boy
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#iknewweweredoomed when #alternativefacts started trending
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#IKnewWeWereDoomed when you gave me the control of the checkbook
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#IKnewWeWereDoomed when I saw the bright light, the doctor, and the knives.
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#IKnewWeWereDoomed so I made you and death draw straws to decide who would take me last
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#IKnewWeWereDoomed when I forgot how to conjugate a verb in ancient Sumerian @mansizedthumbs https://t.co/dH9HdnNRC8
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#IKnewWeWereDoomed when Obama renewed PatriotAct
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#IKnewWeWereDoomed when the first election returns came in
#IKnewWeWereDoomed when they said all MEN are created equal.
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#IKnewWeWereDoomed when they ran out of ideas for reality shows and people were forced to be normal again
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#iknewweweredoomed when roadside with a flat tire. Guy driving the Mystery Machine, smoking a blunt, lookin like Shaggy asks if we need lift
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#IKnewWeWereDoomed when my wife started asking me to use a condom
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#IKnewWeWereDoomed people on Twitter were more divided than Congress. @mansizedthumbs
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when the aliens DIDn't take Trump #IKnewWeWereDoomed
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#iknewweweredoomed when the sex was so bad that I had to do a "redo" just to see if it was me. Plus, you were my boss so...
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