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@claudia42kern   ·  11 Jan 2017
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#ImAlwaysForgetting where my pink dildo is
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@claudia42kern   ·  11 Jan 2017
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#ImAlwaysForgetting to dot my eyes.
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@claudia42kern   ·  11 Jan 2017
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#ImAlwaysForgetting that I should stop drinking
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@claudia42kern   ·  11 Jan 2017
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#ImAlwaysForgetting. Related: I used to smoke A LOT of weed
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@claudia42kern   ·  11 Jan 2017
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#ImAlwaysForgetting pants. Yes. Oh my god. Gimme a minute *yikes*
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@claudia42kern   ·  11 Jan 2017
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#ImAlwaysForgetting Sarah Marshall
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@chrixchase   ·  11 Jan 2017
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#ImAlwaysForgetting to show cleavage in my selfies.
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@chrixchase   ·  11 Jan 2017
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#ImAlwaysForgetting my damn passwords. So I put them all in a file in my computer titled "Passwords". Smart, huh? https://t.co/TVPbzhxs02
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@chrixchase   ·  11 Jan 2017
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#ImAlwaysForgetting that I need to proof read my tweets because there is no edit button https://t.co/evRWNmJazV
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@chrixchase   ·  11 Jan 2017
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#ImAlwaysForgetting how horrifying the Pediatrician's waiting room can be. @SotallyToberHTs
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@chrixchase   ·  11 Jan 2017
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#ImAlwaysForgetting Sarah Marshall
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@chrixchase   ·  11 Jan 2017
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#ImAlwaysForgetting where I leave my shit.
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@jmscoxxx   ·  11 Jan 2017
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#ImAlwaysForgetting Life's shit Then I wake up
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@jmscoxxx   ·  11 Jan 2017
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@jmscoxxx   ·  11 Jan 2017
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#ImAlwaysForgetting my real year of birth.
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@jmscoxxx   ·  11 Jan 2017
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@jmscoxxx   ·  11 Jan 2017
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#ImAlwaysForgetting Sarah Marshall
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@jmscoxxx   ·  11 Jan 2017
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#ImAlwaysForgetting pants. Yes. Oh my god. Gimme a minute *yikes*
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@jmscoxxx   ·  11 Jan 2017
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#ImAlwaysForgetting how horrifying the Pediatrician's waiting room can be. @SotallyToberHTs
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@kencannone   ·  11 Jan 2017
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#ImAlwaysForgetting I'm not as tall as I think I am. Thanks, high heels.
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@kencannone   ·  11 Jan 2017
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#ImAlwaysForgetting to buy post-it notes
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@kencannone   ·  11 Jan 2017
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#ImAlwaysForgetting to wear a bra under my Hooter's uniform. I swear I don't do it for bigger tips...
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@kencannone   ·  11 Jan 2017
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#ImAlwaysForgetting my damn passwords. So I put them all in a file in my computer titled "Passwords". Smart, huh? https://t.co/TVPbzhxs02
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@kencannone   ·  11 Jan 2017
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@kencannone   ·  11 Jan 2017
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#ImAlwaysForgetting to dot my eyes.
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@kencannone   ·  11 Jan 2017
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@kencannone   ·  11 Jan 2017
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This isn't funny but it is true. #ImAlwaysForgetting my age. And then when I figure it out, I'm amazed at how fucking old I am. Anyone else?
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@lughhalley   ·  11 Jan 2017
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#ImAlwaysForgetting I'm not as tall as I think I am. Thanks, high heels.
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@lughhalley   ·  11 Jan 2017
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#ImAlwaysForgetting to set my alarm to "this time actually wake up"
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@lughhalley   ·  11 Jan 2017
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