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#IMightNeedALawyerBecause my current attorney is a little tied up at the moment... http://t.co/3L8LwBBkkP
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#IMightNeedALawyerBecause I was caught impersonating a cop and I WASN'T abusing my authority.
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#IMightNeedALawyerBecause so far only a Doctor and a Priest have walked into this bar!
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#IMightNeedALawyerBecause I yelled Hi to my friend Jack on the plane and yada, yada, yada I woke up in Guantanamo Bay.
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#IMightNeedALawyerBecause apparently leaving the window cracked and giving them a bottle of water isn't good parenting? #SeriouslyWTF?
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#IMightNeedALawyerBecause I have a feeling cops who've never heard of the 4th Amendment are going to "find" some "evidence" sooner or later.
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#IMightNeedALawyerBecause I kissed a girl (and I liked it), but apparently kissing sleeping girls on the bus you don't know is frowned upon
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#IMightNeedALawyerBecause I spit on donuts later sold to customers @ArianaGrande http://t.co/s7dSNO7QXL http://t.co/T22DlULKSy
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#IMightNeedALawyerBecause apparently people feel 'endangered' when my daughter shows off her sick marksmanship skills http://t.co/jRLAc1Vjah
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#IMightNeedALawyerBecause I didn't realize concealed carry doesn't apply to a bottle of Jack Daniels. http://t.co/EBmoG5wmlx
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#IMightNeedALawyerBecause @MuseWatson knows what I did last Summer!! :-0
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#IMightNeedALawyerBecause My Neighbors Should've Bought My Daughter's Damn Cookies... http://t.co/4ZkKTbKx1B
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#IMightNeedALawyerBecause I have an excess of cash, and hiring a lawyer is faster than burning it!
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#IMightNeedALawyerBecause I declawed my cat and now he's upset that he can't play scratch off lottery tickets.
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#IMightNeedALawyerBecause I murdered my husband for trying to have my sense of humor. http://t.co/NvGlWKoRzL
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#IMightNeedALawyerBecause so far only a Doctor and a Priest have walked into this bar!
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#IMightNeedALawyerBecause apparently streaking through the nursing home yelling caused some heart attacks.
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#IMightNeedALawyerBecause apparently moving into a woman's basement and calling her my girlfriend without her consent is "illegal".
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#IMightNeedALawyerBecause I phoned for an ambulance to take me home from a nightclub cos I was too mean to pay for a taxi
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