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#InKindergartenILearned not to follow the man with the candy and puppy! �
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#InKindergartenILearned I could make other people laugh, and I've been at it ever since.
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#InKindergartenILearned to NEVER take a shit at school. Ever! Everyone just climbs up the adjoining cubicles to laugh at you. No escape
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#InKindergartenILearned that if a boy doesn't like you, you chase him and threaten to break his nose until he does.
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#InKindergartenILearned that if you have to pee and you're too scared to ask the teacher to go, you will pee your pants.
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#InKindergartenILearned that if you have to pee and you're too scared to ask the teacher to go, you will pee your pants.
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#InKindergartenILearned orange is my favorite Skittles and Gummy Bear flavor. To this day I don't know why M&M's and crayons are color coded
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#InKindergartenILearned that it's way cooler to pull your pants down all the way when using the urinal.
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#InKindergartenILearned not to follow the man with the candy and puppy! �
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#InKindergartenILearned that everyone graduates just for being cute. Now I can finally go back to kindergarten to graduate
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#InKindergartenILearned that the alphabet included the letters "L, M, N, O" and not just one letter called "elemino."
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#InKindergartenILearned orange is my favorite Skittles and Gummy Bear flavor. To this day I don't know why M&M's and crayons are color coded
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#InKindergartenILearned that if a boy doesn't like you, you chase him and threaten to break his nose until he does.
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#InKindergartenILearned booger's can be stuck under desks, tho under other people's desks is best!
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#InKindergartenILearned that offering to show them mine if they showed me theirs would eventually get me banned from teaching
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#InKindergartenILearned to NEVER take a shit at school. Ever! Everyone just climbs up the adjoining cubicles to laugh at you. No escape
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#InKindergartenILearned that the alphabet included the letters "L, M, N, O" and not just one letter called "elemino."
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#InKindergartenILearned my ABC's, 1,2,3's and about the birds and the bees thanks to my next door neighbors who never closed the curtains.
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#InKindergartenILearned I could make other people laugh, and I've been at it ever since.
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#InKindergartenILearned how different I was to other kids and it made me happy......and a bit murdery and cannibally http://t.co/DrpEUty3Y9
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#InKindergartenILearned that the alphabet included the letters "L, M, N, O" and not just one letter called "elemino."
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#InKindergartenILearned booger's can be stuck under desks, tho under other people's desks is best!
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#InKindergartenILearned that i wasn't going to be good at any kind of sport what so ever
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#InKindergartenILearned to NEVER take a shit at school. Ever! Everyone just climbs up the adjoining cubicles to laugh at you. No escape
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#InKindergartenILearned how different I was to other kids and it made me happy......and a bit murdery and cannibally http://t.co/DrpEUty3Y9
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#InKindergartenILearned my ABC's, 1,2,3's and about the birds and the bees thanks to my next door neighbors who never closed the curtains.
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#InKindergartenILearned that everyone graduates just for being cute. Now I can finally go back to kindergarten to graduate
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