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#MyParentsForgotToMention what they were exactly doing at Woodstock Festival https://t.co/ZwFQPMqW2B
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#MyParentsForgotToMention that growing old and growing up are not the same things
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#MyParentsForgotToMention your life basically ends when you find your first job after school is over
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#MyParentsForgotToMention some people would give me nightmares only because they look like this https://t.co/uCfRnQ65uo
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#MyParentsForgotToMention that getting a foot in your mouth could be really painfull https://t.co/8MnXLDifpS
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#MyParentsForgotToMention they were high when my mom got pregnant. That's why I play hashtag games all day long
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#MyParentsForgotToMention that when she says "no" it means "maybe", and when she says "maybe" it means "yes". That's why I'm still a virgin
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#MyParentsForgotToMention Family mental illnesses history. The voices in my head told me it was OK though
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#MyParentsForgotToMention that talking to strangers isn't that bad. Buying drugs from strangers is. So, buy weed only from your dealer
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#MyParentsForgotToMention local preacher performed an act of exorcism on me when I was 8. Whatever it meant
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#MyParentsForgotToMention that there's actually no difference between republicans and democrats https://t.co/U5Y9J4x0Gp