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#NoOffenceBut if space traveling was a thing I would donate any sum of money so you could move to Mars
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#NoOffenceBut the fact of your existence is a challenge to nowadays science
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#NoOffenceBut with your man bun and your skinny jeans, from behind you look like a hot chic
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#NoOffenceBut « that's exactly what someone says to warn you, right before they intent to be offensive �
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#NoOffenceBut the only useful thing you can do is trying that electric fence by peeing on it
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#NoOffenceBut you've had more people inside you than a New York City Starbucks
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#NoOffenceBut if you are gonna be two faced could you at least make one of them pretty? https://t.co/esfFmNIt5T
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#NoOffenceBut the only way for you to get laid is to go to a cemetery with a shovel and bury yourself. Some day there will be your day
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#NoOffenceBut you're dumb as a rock, actually that's pretty offensive but I'm fine with it
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#NoOffenceBut after 10years of dating, I don't think you are the one sorry
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#NoOffenceBut they way you look makes me feel sorry I'm the same species as you are
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#NoOffenceBut when you speak it makes me wish I was deaf
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#NoOffenceBut last night was a mistake. I was drunk and you were pretty.
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#NoOffenceBut Books teach you lots of things. E.g. when it's the right time to shut the fuck up or get Yellow-paged across your face
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#NoOffenceBut a wooden horse with no legs could go faster than your car
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