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#ReasonsDatesFail she ordered a pineapple pizza
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#ReasonsDatesFail she says pepsi is better than coke
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He offered me a check after I specifically told him I only take cash #ReasonsDatesFail
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There isn't enough vodka in the world to make you interesting. #ReasonsDatesFail
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#ReasonsDatesFail she says my socks don't fit my sandals
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#ReasonsDatesFail "nice to meet you. Did I mention that I'm vegan and crossfitter?"
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#ReasonsDatesFail "Honey, maybe one bottle of wine is enough?"
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#ReasonsDatesFail here's the bouquet. Of STDs
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#ReasonsDatesFail Hi, I'm your match from tinder Oh, I don't need chlamydia, thanks
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#ReasonsDatesFail he doesn't like Honey Boo-Boo
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#ReasonsDatesFail I couldn't drink that much to tolerate him
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#ReasonsDatesFail I expected to see Ryan Gosling whose photo was in his dating profile
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#ReasonsDatesFail He doesn't like dogs WHAT ARE YOU???
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#ReasonsDatesFail They fail because you don't show them enough support Go dates! You rule! https://t.co/gAd3aCGo0L
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#ReasonsDatesFail her hands are more hairy than mine
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#ReasonsDatesFail visiting my grandfather's grave on the first date wasn't the best idea
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