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@cascaseyp   ·  5 Oct 2016
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I looked at your phone while you washed up. Who's Louise? #RuinADinnerInOnePhrase
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@lyndawking   ·  5 Oct 2016
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#RuinADinnerInOnePhrase I hope the smell doesn't bother you, I'm cooking kittens
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@cascaseyp   ·  5 Oct 2016
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You know Hitler had some fleek ideas, please pass the beans... #RuinADinnerInOnePhrase
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@lyndawking   ·  5 Oct 2016
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#RuinADinnerInOnePhrase It's meatloaf, but with raccoon meat.
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@cascaseyp   ·  5 Oct 2016
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#RuinADinnerInOnePhrase Mom And Dad, I Have Something To Tell You. I Can't Live A Lie Any Longer. I Am Coming Out As A Republican.
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@lyndawking   ·  5 Oct 2016
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#RuinADinnerInOnePhrase I'm dying to see the local bathroom, I haven't taken any selfies here yet https://t.co/9exzi3J7yC
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@lyndawking   ·  5 Oct 2016
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#RuinADinnerInOnePhrase baby boomers ruined the economy
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@cascaseyp   ·  5 Oct 2016
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I need a spatula to serve this, could you get it for me? I think it's in the bathroom, next to the Toilet Duck. #RuinADinnerInOnePhrase
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@lyndawking   ·  5 Oct 2016
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#RuinADinnerInOnePhrase It's that time of the month
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@cascaseyp   ·  5 Oct 2016
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I'm a huge Nickelback fan. #RuinADinnerInOnePhrase
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@lyndawking   ·  5 Oct 2016
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#RuinADinnerInOnePhrase I think I've just shit myself......could u pass the salt please?
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@cascaseyp   ·  5 Oct 2016
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What's that bug doing in your salad? It supposed to be in the meat. #RuinADinnerInOnePhrase
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@lyndawking   ·  5 Oct 2016
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#RuinADinnerInOnePhrase The secret ingredient is puppy tears
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@lyndawking   ·  5 Oct 2016
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All the meat is tofu #RuinADinnerInOnePhrase
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@cascaseyp   ·  5 Oct 2016
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#RuinADinnerInOnePhrase Remember that one time we all got drunk together �
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@lyndawking   ·  5 Oct 2016
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#RuinADinnerInOnePhrase these potatoes are gonna make me gassy
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@cascaseyp   ·  5 Oct 2016
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#RuinADinnerInOnePhrase I know you hate lobster so I've done chicken dippers for you
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@cascaseyp   ·  5 Oct 2016
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#RuinADinnerInOnePhrase Haven't I told you about my weird uncle? So, here's the story…
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@cascaseyp   ·  5 Oct 2016
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Ear-splitting unrelenting toddler shrieks #RuinADinnerInOnePhrase
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@cascaseyp   ·  5 Oct 2016
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#RuinADinnerInOnePhrase "I prepared this dinner while I bathed." https://t.co/EPTvoc0gM5
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@cascaseyp   ·  5 Oct 2016
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Don't worry, I brought my own cutlery. #RuinADinnerInOnePhrase
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@lyndawking   ·  5 Oct 2016
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#RuinADinnerInOnePhrase Eyeballs are the best part
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@cascaseyp   ·  5 Oct 2016
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#RuinADinnerInOnePhrase our friendly neighborhood ecofeminist will join us in a minute
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@aiden7757   ·  5 Oct 2016
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The only party worse than this is the Communist Party #RuinADinnerInOnePhrase
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@aiden7757   ·  5 Oct 2016
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#RuinADinnerInOnePhrase The one who smelt it dealt it
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@aiden7757   ·  5 Oct 2016
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#RuinADinnerInOnePhrase Hillary is actually kinda hot, huh?
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@aiden7757   ·  5 Oct 2016
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#RuinADinnerInOnePhrase You know I used to be a dude
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@aiden7757   ·  5 Oct 2016
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#RuinADinnerInOnePhrase So, you still root for those Cheatin' Patriots?
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@aiden7757   ·  5 Oct 2016
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#RuinADinnerInOnePhrase This wine is delicious, btw! Thanks for letting me have the whole bottle, b w. Do you have any more wine?
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@aiden7757   ·  5 Oct 2016
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You know Hitler had some fleek ideas, please pass the beans... #RuinADinnerInOnePhrase
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